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Discussion in 'Politics 2.0' started by Moose, Sep 29, 2021.

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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    When the fun stops, stop.
     
  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Or you could withdraw the cash and buy a few beers.
     
  3. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    It is even worse and ironic when you think of the carbon emissions involved in taking a fighter jet for a joy ride
     
  4. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I still dont understand why Sunak would want the job? Has billions to his name and could just swan off and do whatever he wanted for the rest of his life with no stress but chooses to want to be PM. As it seems he is one of those money worshippers where there is no such thing as too much money I can only imagine he is doing it for some kind of financial reward for either him or his friends in business. I very much doubt the Tory party members will vote for an Asian as their leader though so we will get Truss, jesus ******* christ.
     
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  5. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    God help us all.
     
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  7. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Napoleon syndrome?
    Let's face it reardless of the laughing stock this country is PM is still one of the most powerful postions in the world. Which makes it all the more worrying that the albino gibbon made it.
     
  8. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I really really want Truss to win. She'll single handedly deprive Starmer of his one USP, which is coming across as a tedious bore and a bit of a weirdo, and may well make him look electable in comparison. Epic times.
     
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  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I suppose getting lost leaving your own press conference is akin to getting stuck on a zip wire.

    We now have a choice between the cheese lunatic and the man that wants to put up corporation tax and drive business out of the country.

    Best result for Labour at least we'll only have to put up with either of them for 2 years then they'll be booted after the next GE.
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2022
  10. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  11. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

  13. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    There goes the UK’s hopes of having its first PMILF.
     
  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  17. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Is the chap in the final two the same bloke who recently gave away 4 billion pounds of tax payers' hard earned to companies that didn't exist?
     
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  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    No, it's the salt of the earth chap with the green card and the non-dom billionaire wife.
     
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  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Horrific spectacle of Tory MPs giving a standing ovation to a PM they had to ditch for his lying.
     
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  20. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Looks like this will come to fruition.
     
  21. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Those two rags only want Truss to win because she isn't an 'immigrant'*. They'll never admit it of course, but we all know it's true.

    *In their eyes Sunak is still an immigrant whether or not he was born here.
     
  22. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    The guy has turned a massive majority into a deficit. He got rid of anyone who disagreed with him and even his remaining bunch of yes-men hounded him out.

    Round of applause. What the hell. The guy has ruined the country and his party - you can't get any more **** at a job.
     
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  23. reids

    reids First Team

    Just give the tenner to me instead, you won't notice the difference! :D
     
  24. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  25. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Huzzah the Tories are dead. long live the Tories!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Of course by then it'll be the newly enobled Lady Dorries of Anfield taking her seat in cabinet.
     
  27. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    I would be shocked if JRM, MadNad or the Pritster get roles in a post-Johnson cabinet. (though it would be good for the opposition parties in the run up to the next GE)
     
  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    They say ‘keep your enemies closer’. Fact is they would raise merry hell if left out and Truss is dependent upon them.

    It’s a sad state of affairs that such talentless people, with no concept of public service, have manoeuvred themselves into such positions of influence.
     
  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    JRM and Dorries are both prominent and early supporters of Truss. They'll have received certain assurances in return for their very public support I'm sure.
     
  30. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    We've got 6 weeks of this Punch and Judy show. Id allow the pair of them half a side of A4 to make their pitch, put a voting form on the back and send it to the blue rinse brigade with a pre-paid envelope to return it in. The whole thing would be over in a fortnight
     
  31. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    To be honest it’s a cruel process. 6 weeks is a very long time for this particular electorate. No wonder it’s said they rush to vote as soon as they get the ballot paper.
     
  32. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Well, who'd have thought? Research indicates more than half the c.180,000 Tory membership are aged over 60, and they tend to be white male residents of southern England.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    That’s the Tories, leading the way with diversity.
     
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  34. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Ageist
     
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  35. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Making it impossible for young people to as much as buy a studio flat isn’t going to help bring down the average age.
     

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