West Ham 2-0 Watford FC - 10/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by domthehornet, Feb 7, 2018.

  1. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Keep it tight like we did at Stoke, let their fans get on their back, which they will if it's 0-0 going into the last 30 minutes and they can't get through us and then take them out late like a good boxer would do!

    0-2. Goals in the second half from Richarlison and Deeney.

    We have to be on our game though, if they score first their fans will be right behind them! First goal is crucial in this game, we have to make sure we get it!

    Javi will have a game plan like he did for Stoke and Chelsea.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What did you actually expect? I've not seen it but I already know it's ****.

    Any of the endlessly abundant super hero movies from the past decade
     
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  3. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    If the Irons start with Evra, Zabeletta and Collins in defence this could be the best away day in a long time. And is Hart due a recall to add to the fun?
     
  4. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The Transformer movie, it probably doesn’t matter which one but i think it was the 2nd one. My nephew wanted to watch it one Christmas. Jebus, two and a half hours of robot cars chasing one another, turning back into robots and beating each other up. Pretty girl actress, other than that, abosolute dog*****

    Anyway.

    Irons 1 Hornets 2 (Cathcart, Hughes)
     
  5. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I liked it!
    I liked it a lot!
     
  6. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    Pre match pubs?
     
  7. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    The Missing Hyphen...
     
  8. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    Full of feckin linguists though...
     
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  9. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    That Twilight stuff.

    Edward, Bella, Jacob and that long haired one called Jism.

    Awful.
     
  10. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I'll be drinking in forest gate and leytonstone, got mates living round that way
     
  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I expected some semblance of a coherent thought from a cinema released movie.
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Win win.
     
  13. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    The latest Star Wars movie was more dull than your standard cockney cab driver trying to explain the unequivocal benefits of Brexit.

    Just piss off and let me sleep.
     
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  14. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I reckon we'll murder the cockney tw*ts by 4, they're worse than Chelsea. That usually means a 1-0 defeat.

    The latest planet of the apes film was bl**dy awful.
     
  15. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Personally I hate Pretty Woman. And just about every other Julia Roberts film, except Sleeping with the enemy.
     
  16. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Way better than episodes 1, 2 and 3 together, despite the plot holes
     
  17. jw-

    jw- Reservist

    I'm not sure I can trust the judgement of anyone that thinks 'The Keith Lemon Movie' might be worth watching.

    It's like starting Gray upfront.
     
  18. Depends which Watford turn up

    One will smash wet spam off the park, the other one is exemplified by this video of our defence from earlier in the season

     
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He's a man who used to wear rubber masks of celebrities, who is pretending to be a northerner with a bandage who says crude things and "bang tidy."

    How could you expect them to eke 90 minutes of quality out of that premise?
     
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  20. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    And he's a grade A c**t
     
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  21. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Indeed.

    Keith Lemon is up there with Mrs Brown's Boys for absolutely appalling, ******** excuses for "comedy", where it's impossible to believe that anyone actually watches it.

    3-0 to the hornets. West Ham so bad that they allow Gray to control the ball before scoring.
     
  22. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    This match is our first possible double of the season
    the other possible ones being
    Arsenal A
    Bournemouth H
    Newcastle H
     
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  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I've always thought these 2 awful excuses for comedy are watched solely by students going through their rebelious phase - they love it simply because it's comedy which isn't funny,..... and that's what makes it so funny. Only possible reason I can come up with. Whereas they probably completely ignored The Inbetweeners because it was targetted at them and was genuinely hilarious.
    ps add Mr Khan or whatever it's called to that list of unfunny comedy.
     
  24. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I didnt know keith lemon only pretended to be northern. What a toss pot.
     
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  25. kenbolka

    kenbolka Academy Graduate

    Feeling optimistic, which can only mean a crushing defeat.

    Only change I might make is Holebas pushed into LWB and Kabs into the back 3.
     
  26. Has anybody mentioned The Brothers Grimsby? Genuinely foul. I have to admit sitting through it (on Netflix, mind) genuinely open mouthed that they would put some of that stuff in*. I did laugh a couple of times, though! (alright, a few)

    *Sacha Baron Cohen sucking poison out of Mark Strong's testicles then bell end;
    Both climbing into an elephant's vagina then getting humped by a bull elephant and nearly drowning in semen;
    Both preventing the dispersion of a virus by inserting the rockets that were going to deliver the virus into their anuses...
     
  27. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    He didn't, Moog is misleading you, Leigh Francis is from Leeds. He's just not quite as much of a caricature of a northerner in real life.
     
  28. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    well ****. Please redirect the toss pot comment to moog.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This sounds brilliant
     
  30. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    He has the look of someone who once his wrongdoing is exposed, say in 20 years time, we’ll all be saying ‘well that was obvious, but it was different back in the 2010’s’.
     
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  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Received and accepted. My mistake sir. Apologies
     
  32. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    If we get a point from Wham it will be great - three league games without defeat and confidence building - and another point towards 40. I would settle for that. In truth though I find this one difficult to predict - two weeks ago I would have said Wham were odds on to beat us - that has certainly changed now.
     
  33. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Sorry but what has that got to do with cinema or comedy ? I think you are on the wrong thread.
    Yes a point would be fine from this - it really won't be as easy as others are expecting after a good win over 10 man Chelsea.
     
  34. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    West Ham's confidence is at a low and the fans are so fed up with the board there that some are even toying with the idea that being relegated might be a good thing. Watford are unbeaten in their last two league games under their new manager and should be going into this match with confidence back at a high after the unexpected tonking of Chelsea and Deeney's unexpected reprieve.
    3-1 to West Ham it is, then.
    But, more to the point, I watched Field of Dreams years ago, but remember being moved by it.
    Shawshank Redemption is one of my favourite films.
    Kids films are usually ok these days but Batman Lego is the only film I have been to see during which I was so bored I actually tried to go to sleep to escape.
     
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  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    There seems to a lot of assumption on this thread that WHU are in terrible form and are there for the taking. They have better form than us over the last 5 games (only one loss in their last 7 league games, their last game). It's a good time to play them, sure, but assumptions of an easy win after one great performance aren't justified by the facts in my book. I can see any of the 3 results and would be quite happy with a draw.
     

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