Watford FC 2-1 Leicester - 03/03/2019

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by domthehornet, Mar 1, 2019.

  1. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Everyone’s a fruit and nut case (Frank Muir)
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The first grave accent ever seen on the forum!
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The filbert is a nut.

    A type of hazelnut.

    I think Filbert is the only forumite with a direct nut association.
     
  4. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    A splendid thing, but it's wrong, even if kVA lives in France.
    légume - comme *a
     
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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Don’t the accountants & doctors breed?
     
  6. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Come on. Half of us are nuts, or we wouldn't be here.
     
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  7. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    The hybrid will be a solicitor.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Or an actuary.
     
  9. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    There's probably an opportunity for a sentence here, containing the words actuary, actually and actualité. A bit of a strain, 'though.
    This forum has its educational elements: I have never been bothered, until now, to find out what an actuary actually does. Now I know.
     
  10. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    The owners of Rumseys live at the bottom of my road. I've heard the chocolate is lovely.
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Never seen a circumflex.
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Several of the streets around Filbert St are named after nuts. Brazil, Walnut, etc.

    The exception is Lineker St which is named after something else.
     
  13. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Hornuts are the best of course. Maybe we should swap the moose for a nut on our emblem.
     
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  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Well I'm not showing you mine.
     
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  15. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Yes it is. One will last you a while and they serve it with chokky biscuits on the side! Chocolate max-out. It's basically melted chocolate. Probably not good for the arteries.
     
  16. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Surely it's named after another nut.
     
  17. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    You beat me to it.
     
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    We agree....again.
    Dark chocolate is an utter waste of cocoa. I've rejected boxes of plain chocolates before. Yes I realise that I could take them and pass them on to someone more appreciative, but I want the donator to know they've screwed up. As with scarves, there should be no such thing as half & half boxes. If you're going to go to the bother of making chocolate, FFS invest the time and make it properly.
     
  19. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    A grave error
     
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  20. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

  21. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep.

    'But it's healthier!' They drone.

    If I want a healthy snack I'll have a piece of fruit or a carrot stick. Why on earth would I want to compromise my joy of chocolate just for a marginal reduction in sugar content?
     
  22. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    No, they purchase
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    And an acute observation.
     
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  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    My hunch is that a lot of actuarial work could be done by machines.

    One to watch.
     
  26. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Just realised. If Cardiff beat Wolves today, we go back to 7th :D
     
  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Nut going to happen.
     
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  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Well no one thought we'd lose at Liverpool and we did, so you never know!!
     
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  29. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    If Wolves lose to cardiff after Huddersfield I'd be utterly amazed.
     
  30. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    In another sport, another universe?
    Corporate Bullsh*t?
    Or did he just not get anywhere near him and so technically it's correct?
     
  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    You may be sensitive to them. I’d avoid lest you develop an allergy
     
  32. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Not Jewish then ?
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Exactly.

    McEachran probably has a career 100% pass completion rate.

    By passing sideways to his mate 5 yards away.
     
  34. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That something else contains the same letters as “nut” but with the addition of a c
     

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