Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Watford FC - 08/04/2017

Pay up mate.

Or just admit it's easy to wind up a halfwit.

I shall now maintain a dignified silence, as I prepare to watch the mighty Horns tonk the Spuds.

 

Ah there it is. The backtracking I've been expecting. What a great way of saying you made a mistake.

Knowing that you have trawled through the site trying to find something that was never there is kind of funny.

I must leave now but you have certainly brightened up my morning..

Nice try Hotshot but in future gain a bit of an understanding about your limits as it could end in embarrassment for you again..

Toddle pips.

 

Jeez Billy. That's outrageous. I give you the proof you demand and you just throw it back at me. What kind of woman are you?

 

Alright Billy. Enough's enough. Now that your all emancipated and everything. Maybe its just time to go away and weigh things up.

Probably best not to go to the match today though. Don't want you getting upset. Spurs 1 - 5 Watford. Bet your bra on it mate.

 

What an interesting, early matchday development ...

 

Just trying to help the wee lass out. She obviously has some really serious gender confusion issues, and I like to think that it is my duty, as an allied health professional, to do what I can where possible.

Have you just got home or just got up?

 

The latter. Almost ...

 

Been up all night, in a really grumpy mood, now I've trashed the match day thread. Sorry everyone. Gonna fall asleep and miss the match now!

I'll PM Billy from now on. Wonder if she's interested in a meet up?

 

Are you a woman too?

Don't get me started.

Come on you 'Orns.

 

Don't worry mate. A diversion is usually amusing to everyone despite the few complaints.

 

Itz gr8 women R getting into footy. The forum admin shud give them there own section tho cuz itz distracting my reading knowing dat sum posts R from females. Sure lotz of guyz feel the same.

Salaam.

 

I've missed you

 

I feel like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show. Is nothing as it seems?

 

What's it like to constantly live in the shadows of better clubs in London? Perhaps there should be a rule that Spurs start the season with 10 points in case your bunch of losers have less chance of bottling it.

 

Well said. Whether you're a woman, a Red Indian necrophiliac, or an Afghani goat lover, there's a warm welcome for you at Vicarage Road.

 

Found it!

 

Do the trolls not go out Friday night?

Squad for today according to the ever reliable mirror:

Watford squad: Gomes, Cathcart, Janmaat, Niang, Capoue, Doucoure, Cleverley, Deeney, Pantilimon, Mariappa, Amrabat, Success, Zuniga, Holebas, Okaka, Stewart, Kabasele.

Marriapa or Kaba?

 

Pantillimon up front as striker worries me more.

And PS I was out till 1.30am a still managed to polish off a bottle of vino at home in the wee hours .... (while the wife's away the mice will play )

 

I dunno, people arguing over ***** size and gender at 6.30am on a Saturday morning seems perfectly normal.

 

So you're saying you are an alcoholic?

 

We should discuss Brexit over a case of claret ...

 

Well it was hardly a fair fight. 424TheBeautifulGame stuck the boot in on what was left of it for a bit while the gatecrasher was scrabbling about on the bar-room floor looking for the missing bit. Apparently its still 'average sized' though. Must have been absolutely massive at birth then ...

 

Brexit means Brexit m8.

Hardy's Stamps of Australia 4U.

 

Caitlin Moran would dance rings around this slattern.

 

True. We welcome anyone of any creed or sexual orientation. But we don't want the Irish.

 

Can't wait until the international break is over and we have a football match to talk about.

 

Do my eyes deceive me? Success is starting! Very attacking team.

 

#watfordfc XI v @SpursOfficial: Gomes (GK) (c); Mariappa, Cathcart, Holebas; Janmaat, Cleverley, Doucouré, Amrabat; Niang, Okaka, Success.