Things you hate IV

**** poems.

 

You are the devil

 

Dog owners.

 

And yet wfcmoog is an anagram of MC Woof G.

Think about it, that’s all I’m saying.

 

That was my handle when I was a white, one hit wonder rapper who made a song in the late 90s that everyone loved at the time, but has aged really, really terribly.

 

*** da COGs?

 

Innit? You are always on those I love the 90s shows.

 

Not Snoopy Doggy Moog then ?

 

Who let da COGs out ?

 

Word up Dawg.
You aint go no bidness wid dat badass crackass punk Moose.
Yannuttamin me 'omeboy ?

 

David Attenborough for turning natural history programmes into tedious lectures about climate change. Stop telling us off and just show us films of elephants shagging, Attenbore

 

He also has been clinging onto the best job in TV for nigh on 60 years. Surely Chris Packham or Michaela Strachan should have been passed the baton by now. Instead they are reaching retirement age themselves, locked in a cold studio watching some hedgehogs hatch or foxes learning to swim, whilst Attenborough gets the first class flight to Africa once again to see some more first rate wildlife.

 

Wow, look at the extras added on to a couple of music tickets for later in the year...



Booking fee, facility fee, service fee and handling fee.

Cancelled the purchase, they can f*** themselves.

 

Too right. Probably p&p to pay on top, or £3 for the privilege of wasting your own printer ink (a rip off in itself) to print at home. And if the gig is cancelled, they keep the booking fee. When I complained a few years ago about not being reimbursed fully for some Eminem tickets (not for me, I hasten to add!) when he pulled out, I was told 'someone's got to pay for our computers'. Lost £26 and have never used Ticketmaster or its subsidiaries again. Despise them.

 

Cheeky wretches.

 

This absolutely infuriates me. Wasn't this scam invented by one of the budget airlines?

The entire ticket-buying thing is a scam. I was involved with two ballots for Olympic and rugby World Cup tickets. I checked to see whether I had been successful minutes after the ballot processes were finished (I hadn't been) but I was immediately referred to the ticketing companies' 'preferred' resellers who had, literally, thousands at vastly inflated prices...

 

That half wit Jay Dee on Transfer Talk.
I had it on whilst I was doing my weights and the man is an utter sap.
Constantly uses the wrong words,a South East London Mr Malaprop and when he's not doing this he litters his utterances with my particular bete noire "at this moment in time".
How bad must the other journalists,reporters be not to be selected ahead of this ninny?

 

Watching him now. Very good it is too.

I would say you are being informed rather than told off. If you don’t like his voice the question is what is the appropriate voice to inform people that their rulers and corporations are snuffing out the Earth’s magnificent creatures and ultimately people too.

 

I just preferred it when Attenbore’s BBC wildlife documentaries focused on celebrating the miracles of nature – and weren’t just endless lectures about the growth of the human race interspersed with the geriatric Gretta Thunberg’s tedious apocalypse prophecies.

 

Those using terms such as bedwetters, clappers etc. I used to love this forum but it’s getting to be like a school playground now

 

Give me your lunch money or I'll flush your head down the toilet.

 

Bit harsh?

 

Case in point

 

I hope he's not wiping his arse on the moose.

 

Liked for Attenbore.

If you think we're going into a weeks mourning for Sir Tom just wait until Attenbore pops his clogs. I hope he's not cremated!

 

Looks like a COG dog.

 

People who dislike cats or dislike dogs.

 

Agree, but a dog has to be taller than your average adult's knee.

Any smaller and it is closer to a rat than a dog, and therefore is essentially pointless.

If you have a rat-dog and you put clothes on it to keep it warm, you need to take a good hard look at your life and where it all went wrong.

 

I’ve got two dachshunds, one of them is barely higher than my ankle. She also wets the bed, so is officially a bed wetter.

 

People who think dogs need to be taller than your average adult's knee.

 

To be fair, they have a point. The smaller they are, the stronger their Napoleon Syndrome is.

 

Hardly a fair test. You can't have Napoleon Syndrome if you're not short/small!

 

Pffft. I'd rather have them invading Russia than sht1ting in my front garden.