Things you hate IV

We sure hate a lot of things.

 

Haterz gonna hate.




Come to think of it, I hate that saying.

 

Thought ths was the tv you hate thread. I hate a lot of tv. Stacey Dooley. I would, most certainly. But shes a ****, and a scum **** at that. Dara O'Brians family iq quiz. Tipping point has probably caused more suicide than jeremy kyle but still runs. Morning news that cycles every twenty minutes meaning the one bit you want is the bit where you take a dump. Yet you see the same clip of Trump/Johnson/girl guides fundraising 7 times. BBC comedy shows that reguritate the same stuff but less funny and too PC. Mrs Browns boys (wtf is that). 99% of netflix. Gavin and Stacy is coming back, que inevitable spawning of tripe catchphrases from my work colleagues that make me vomit in my mouth a bit. Televised political debates. Gary Linekar.

 

I am genuinely mystified how Mrs Brown's Boys got commissioned in the first place, let alone a second series and beyond.

The country would be a far, far better place if we euthanised it's viewers.

 

Its.
Execution at first light for you, I’m afraid. (Wholeheartedly agree about Mrs Brown's Boys, though.)

 

This week was supposed to be hot and sunny.

Forecasters predicted it would set a new world record for the world’s hottest day in the world ever, anywhere, ever in the world ......... EVER!!!

I’ve had the BBQ ticking over all week, the fridge has a mountain of marinated meat, I have Prosecco and
Pimms standing by and my mankini at the ready. What do we get? Humid, misty and murky greyness, no sun.

 

It’s utter rubbish. To keep running it, I assume it must cost them less than £500 an episode to make / commission.

 

Autocorrect has sent me to the gallows. It's no excuse though.

 

People who wear their festival bracelets for months, never to take it off, even years after the event

 

Today is the day my friend.

 

I note you didn't mention Love Island. Speaks volumes.

You should be ashamed.

 

Does it hit a bit close to home m8?

 

I watched an episode recently just to see what it was like as I'd seen the advert for a live version so thought it must be decent. It wasn't. It was terrible. Not even remotely funny. Who watches this dribble? Never again. I would rather watch Big Brother or Love Island than that tosh and I always thought that was the dregs of TV programmes

 

Yes. It effectively documents my life. I don’t want to live this **** twice.

 

I love love island. Serves a very good service in helping ID the c***s I wish never speak or engage with.

 

Too much grime/rap on BBC 6music nowadays. Stick it on Radio 1 or 1extra.

 

It seem very bad this year. It feels as though my eyes have not stopped itching for months now. Cetirizine is the best I have found and I'm double dosing at the moment

 

Making Tax Digital.
Shambles. You read it here first - 7th August is the date when HMRC goes into complete meltdown. 30 minute conversation with an as-helpful-as-she-could-possibly-be person, concluded that I had done all the thinggs she recommended and that I would have to send an email on which the turnaround is between 10 and 15 working days. Which will doubtless not solve the problem, so add another 10-15 working days.

I asked what the purpose in all of this was - how could there possibly be any more efficient way of HMRC receiving information than people entering 7 numbers into an online form - she said that the old system couldn't cope. So why not replicate the old method on a new stable platform rather than have 100 software suppliers creating different solutions? Madness. It will fall over.

 

People who keep exotic pets, worst of all dangerous ones. There are dozens of Lions, Tigers, Wolves in the country, not in zoos, let alone all the snakes and lizards kept by, what you can only assume are, men with extremely small penises.

Like this tool who has lost his python.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48818178

 

Had a snake in my garage the other day. Took a shovel to it and then launched the remains over the back fence as a warning to any other snakes in the field behind our house.

A good reminder that I need to clean the blood up.

I hope the officers hunting that python read this thread. Might need a couple shovels, mind.

 

Monty?

 

I would suggest you clear up the blood asap to avoid being linked with the suspected homicide of a local missing stripper. In fact, just for a laugh, why not mop it up with an old t-shirt, part burn it and then leave it visible but part buried in the local park ?

 

Our indigenous snake species are all threatened. Not least of all by shovels.

As they cannot do you harm (adder bite can be nasty but you’d probably need to be barefoot as they are tiny) I would hope you will consider this attitude and the fact that it was almost certainly eating things you didn’t want to be in your garage.

 

Spoken like somebody who was too scared to do battle with a fearsome predator.

I refuse to cower and let snakes invade my home.

Shovel remains at the ready.

 

We lads all need ways to boost our manhood.

I’m more of a snake whisperer. So much so they say ‘enough with the whispering. If you’ve got anything to say, just effing say it’.

 

In all seriousness, there have been several water moccasins in my neighborhood recently, and with inquisitive kids, I’m not taking any chances.

Most people shoot them, so I feel as though by engaging in snake-shovel combat, I’m giving it a fair chance to get away, or strike and kill me.

 

What now?