Things you hate IV

People who stand at the bar drinking.

 

No wonder you're so ornery before 12.

 

OMG they're the worst. Claim their little bit of the bar. Won't lean over to let you get served, spend all their time 'bantering' with the bar staff who probably wish they'd **** off.

They're usually the absolute worst of the pub patrons.

 

The guy who thinks the Olympian Gods lived off packaged custard.

 

Strong coffee and a Woodbine every morning is it?

 

Well, that was fascinating.

 

Blame @The undeniable truth. He raised the false allegation!

#BeKind.

 

Ambrosia is tinned rice pud and custard, surely?
For me, tara knocks hummus into a cocked hat, so there you go.
Agree on avocado…no wonder the mezoamericans had to resort to mashing it up with chilli and garlic and stuff. And it still tastes cr@p after all that.
EDIT: hadn’t got as far as the ‘tin of rice pud’ post when I posted this.

 

I think liking hummus and avocado gives you a definitive answer…

 

What, incredible you went to all that trouble, ate the stuff, and are suggesting other people try it?

 

One of the best West Indian bowlers of all time.

 

No he wasn’t, I answer curtly.

 

I’m sober so I can’t think of any West Indian cricketer puns.

 

You mean a lack of booze is holding you back ?

 

Yes, I’m finding it hard to marshall my thoughts, kanhai come back to this later? (A pity there’s no Haynes manual for cricketer puns.)

 

takes some olive oil, mix in salt, pepper, paprika, a little balsamic, and some chilli flakes and it's a much nicer thing to have on bread than that green, mexican slime fruit.

 

you mean Ramona's?

back on thread - the phrase 'it's all about.'

It's what what's all about?

 

With you on that, the missus buys them every week and moans at me for not eating them. When I do have one, I have to pour half a bottle of chilli sauce over it to mask the flavour, don't start me on texture, there's something evil about it.

 

"It"

 

Why do people object to avocado? It seems completely inoffensive to me.

 

There are several posts before yours explaining why.

They like an off peach.

 

I must admit I am not that keen on peaches.

 

Not even walking on the beaches looking at the peaches ?

 

I knew you were going to say that!

Not their best tune, imo.

 

Agreed. Not by a long way.

 

Air miles.

 

@wfcmoog - can you confirm or deny?

 

This is so profoundly stupid. There are people allergic to bread, chicken, apples, you name it. Why aren't those banned too?

Ridiculous stuff.

 

Delicious, sliced in a cheese sandwich, luvverly.

I’m not in favour of this trend to (s)mash them though.

 

How to ruin/kill a cheese sandwich.

 

Run it over?