Things you hate II

Dying industry.

 

Here you go, http://www.dylon.co.uk/, may I ask why you hate them?

 

when your about to bite into a nice big roast potato and it turns out to be a parsnip

 

If you go not on a 2 for 1 day it's dead as well. I went to see the Martian on a thursday night and there was 4 other people in the screening!

 

But it's a lot cheaper than spending £30-odd to sit in a chair and look at a bloody pitch. There was a time when football was far cheaper than the cinema, minute for minute - and that was before all the sponsorship and TV money came flooding in.

 

Worst thing about the cinema is everyone shushing you and complaining about your masturbation.

I've paid a tenner, I want to enjoy a noisy ****

 

We agreed to take an estate agent up on their "free valuation service" one time they called. Half way through the call we said we just wanted to know the value and turns out they intend to bloody charge you if you don't actually sell it through them after. Bye ar5eheads. Click.

 

You jacked off watching Toy Story?

 

BO peep.

 

It's the only place he can do it due to his climax tourettes "to infinity & beyond". so I've been told.

 

Phwooaar

 

hmmmmm somehow I think this is more likely

 

Getting a phone call from the boss on your day off.

 

Last time that happened to be I was halfway through my second bottle of wine sunbathing. Needless to say he didn't get much sense out of me.:]] Not happened since.

 

My toddler just peed on the carpet in front of me while I was talking.

 

You mean he hasn't had much sense from you since?

 

To be fair didn't get much sense out of me before either.

 

Being naturally "cool", I like to keep up with the latest sounds from the hit parade.

Apparently one the latest hits is by a previously unknown Irishman Jamie Lawson (signed by Ed Sheeran) who sings one of the most boring songs I have ever heard in my entire life.

Well I wasn't expecting that!

 

I thought it was cool not to like melodies offered by today's popular beat combos. It's generally cool to like things other people don't.
But then I'm so un-hip my legs have just fallen off.

 

When my boss moans at me for doing exactly what she's asked rather than exactly what she needs.

 

All music stopped when Kurt Cobain was murdered

 

Courtney Love.

 

Neighbours setting off fireworks from the best part of an hour from half 9 on October the fooking 30th.

 

HAHA, new parents love bonfire night, not. Thank your lucky stars you don't live in Harrow, fireworks last for WEEKS.

 

We just have the one neighbour who is obsessed with them. Unfortunately she's not short of a few bob so buys loads and the half decent noisy ones at that. Apparently tonight's occasion is her mum is dying and her sons (in their 20s) felt like doing it :doh:

 

On the plus side, in a few years your child will love it.

 

Who doesn't launch fireworks for terminal illness?

 

I hate it when at the end of a successful football match with, for once, a boisterous atmosphere and with the fans singing a chant getting louder and louder the club decide to drown it out with Depeche Mode. I know it's the usual end of match winning music but ffs it stopped the QSF chant dead.

 

I was thinking this, club need to show a bit of common sense.

 

Idiots who park on double yellow lines down St Albans Road (well any road really but St Albans Road is particularly annoying as I see it so much).

Delivery drivers parking outside their takeaway places waiting to pick up orders, people popping into Tesco Extra or KFC in their big 4x4 who generally just do what they want.

“I’ll just put my hazard lights on and leave this here”. STILL BREAKING THE LAW DUMBASSES! AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

That’s just the ones who put their hazard lights on. Some don’t even bother with a half-ar5ed effort of at least attempting to circumvent the law by pretending to have an issue.

Just park where ever you want instead of parking on a side road or on the car parks by the old Verulam or Homebase YOU LAZY AR5E FECKWITS.

What is the point of the council putting double yellows everywhere when everyone just ignores them.

REALLY FECKING POINTLESS!

 

Doing a joint honours degree so ending up with all my work due on the same day. 3 Essays due on the 4th December and 1 the week before :sick1:

 

Hempstead Road...just a never-evending road of misery.

 

Geoff Lloyd and his never-ending story about pumpkins and halloween. Just get to this "announcement", which will no doubt be nothing at all to do with The Stone Roses and put me out my damn misery!

 

I would always complain about this, before realising that it only takes a couple of days to write a decent essay, so a month is not so bad.

 

People who drive so carefully you wonder how they ever get anywhere, then just as they're about to turn off they let someone out in front who's even bl**dy slower!