Things you hate II

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, May 23, 2014.

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  1. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    The never ending stream of pathetic reasons that Man Utd fans give for them chosing Man Utd as their team even though they live in Cornwall/Surrey/London etc.

    I'm sure this has been previously mentioned on this thread , but it needs to be restated.
     
  2. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Islington council , who fit 2 CCTV cameras in my streets pointing directly at the no entry sign so they can fine me 3 times n a week before sending out the fines , whilst at the same time having 3 bikes nicked from my front garden in 2 months because the council won't spend any money on CCTV cameras to stop petty theft.
     
  3. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    The way that Stilton is really tasty but when you eat a whole wheel of it in an afternoon with an accompanying and very satisfying bottle of port, you feel sick and can't move .
     
  4. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Bar staff who finish off their conversations with their friend before serving you.
     
  5. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Part time Xmas drinkers on a rare works lunchtime outing t the pub who block your way to the bar because they are all buying their individial drinks one by one instead of getting a round in.
     
  6. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Paedophiles .
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Came on to post this, wasn't dissapointed to find it here already
     
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Or tea and coffee
     
  9. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    BRLR had a shocking day
     
  10. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Had an argument with a Man U fan, who probably nicked his bike, went to get drunk in the pub to commiserate, only for it to be too busy and too slow service (whilst getting touched inappropriately by an elderly gentleman), so he went home and drank loads of port and gorged on cheese.
     
  11. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    Brushing teeth is such a mundane task....surely some oral expert can invent a tablet to get rid of that pesky plaque
     
  12. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Cars in front of me in car park taking an age to choose a space and then a further wait whilst squeeze into a space patently too tight......... all this when acres of space on upper floors
     
  13. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    cyclists with lights bright enough to be seen in outer space not dipping them down for oncoming traffic......a bloody pain in your mirrors as well.

    And whilst I'm on my annual cyclist rant. Why is it that (it appears to me) the only cyclist that wear those poxy camera things on their heads are the selfish,kamikaze, nutters, in lycra etc etc???
     
  14. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I was in slow moving heavy traffic going to work this morning, and slowed to let someone pull out of a side road in-front of me. Of course one of these lycra clad loons shot up the inside of me, undertaking luckily the car driver pulling out had his head screwed on and let him pass.

    Youtube is littered with these so called bicycle warrior videos.
     
  15. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Airplane delays and boring airports. I should be face down in a pool of my own vomit on a beach in Salvador right now. Not contemplating airport sushi
     
  16. fan

    fan slow toaster

    People who queue up at the gate before it even opens
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I never understand those people particularly as they always ask for those with young children or those who need assistance, then rows 30-50 and the same people are still hovering around the desk waiting to be called.
     
  18. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    That really winds me up. They're the same ones that stand up the moment the plane stops at the gate.
     
  19. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I'm on the tarmac now and we're not even connected to the corridor thingy and yet people are already standing up. The old lady next to me is giving me evils for not magically creating space for me, and then her, to stand into while we wait for nothing
     
  20. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    These are the people that have hand luggage that has magically grown so large that it fills the space in the overhead lockers reserved for all 4 seats. That's why they're desperate to get there first.

    They will also have a window seat next to you and need the loo every 12.5 minutes. Any power sockets to share on the row will be taken up by them charging their phone and playing angry birds on their ipad.

    They will likely turn up 5 mins late for their flight becasue they had an extra drink in Wetherspoons and give the check in staff grief untill they're allowed on the flight, thus delaying departure and you losing your take-off slot.

    For me, just flying, well the other people that are flying.
     
  21. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    Huge difference between holiday makers and business travellers

    No problem with those getting on first - they want to ensure there is room for baggage
    No problem with those getting up on landing - they want to stretch their legs

    Huge problem with the selfish carnts who have to put their seat back, restricting the already limited leg room, on a 50 minute flight to Amsterdam
     
  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    And their elbows too I suppose?
     
  23. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Lateness. Especially when you've nabbed a table in a really busy pub, and everyone else is 15 mins late. Getting fed up stopping people taking the chairs.
     
  24. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    The English version of towels on deckchairs :]]
     
  25. Douglas Rinaldi

    Douglas Rinaldi Reservist

    The way everyone from my Mum's generation believes that even generic items like frozen ready meals from M&S Food, are somehow more luxurious than from any other shop.
     
  26. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    More fat + more sugar = more luxury .... There are still places in this World where obesity is a measure of success.
     
  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Coat on one chair paper next to another and a scowl on my face seemed to sort it. I made myself look big by sticking my elbows out.
     
  28. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Itchy balls in public
     
  29. reids

    reids First Team

    It's called "crabs".
     
  30. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    Just scratch. I do. Never gonna see those people again.
     
  31. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    People who are ALWAYS late.

    As someone who is permanently early, for fear of being late to things, lateness really bugs me. Today I did my friend a big favour by picking them up on my way to uni, saving them a 30 minute walk, they take 15 minutes to get out of their house making us both late. They do this every time I pick them up.

    It's not hard to be on time FFS!
     
  32. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Your mate is taking the ****. Drive off one day and your point will be made better than a hundred attempts at explaining it with words.
     
  33. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    FFS he's a student, lay off him!
     
  34. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    This. I hate being late and people's lack of urgency for arriving at places on time is painful.

    That said I was often late for lectures at Uni but oh well, never when I'm having to meet someone or be somewhere important.
     
  35. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    I'm not cut out for that. Do you have a more passive aggressive way I can get my point across?
     
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