Would love to be crushed between her powerful thighs as she looks at me with that cute face. Her ***** muscles must be in good nick unlike the other halfs who wees if she laughs sometimes.
Yes I know that! We had the possibility of going trampolining recently, but Cifriana told me that if she were to do that, she, like any woman who has had babies, would undoubtedly wet herself.
Busted! Every day the music alarm wakes me up playing Sonny and Cher's 'I got you babe' and I'm dreaming of Laura ...
If our players were as fit as Laura we would do a Leicester. As an aside it does rankle me how much the bbc must have spent on Lawrenson's wages over the years........
Nowt more womanly than a nice triangular bush between a burd's legs. I wonder what colour Laura's is?
I'd quite like the job of checking whether or not she's complying with the regulations. Even though she is alive.
Still bottom of his league :sign15: Surprisingly, though, Paul Merson has predicted us to get a point against United.
To be honest, if I were a neutral betting man, I'd probably have us on 0 points due to our start. However, when he predicts us to lose away at Burnley, draw at home to Bournemouth and lose away to Middlesbrough the game will be up.
Fair enough, so you say we're not a bad team then. OK, so you say Burnley are a bad team. Translation: 2 up front = weaker midfield up against Pereyra, Capoue and Behrami, you say they won't cope. 1 up front = not enough chances, therefore you say they're unlikely to score. So you think that Burnley are poorer than Watford in every department, and just because if he were Dyche, he would 'go for it', you decide a Burnley win! I don't have an issue with Lawrensen predicting a Burnley win, it's that all of his logic suggests we should and then goes against it; he might as well have said "Both teams are tinpot, home advantage wins."
You can't really reason with logic like that can you, Burnley aren't very good and don't create many chances, but they'll probably go for it as Watford play two up front so they'll win! The same logic would've surely had him predicting us to beat Man Utd and West Ham though?
After we stuff them at Anfield we should arrange flowers to arrive on set ... even I'd chip in for that
Surely we could arrange a special .... something along the lines of Eamon Andrews? 'Mark Lawrenson, This Was Your Shite!'
Hahaha, i'm DELIGHTED that he's tipped Burnley. After the United win I said it would be great to 'fly under the radar' again like we did last season. A win on Monday night and we are 1/4 of our way to the magic 40 point mark, after just 6 games! Make no mistake though, Burnley will be a very tough game. I think a few of our newer players may be in for a bit of a cultural shock playing at Turf Moor under the lights!
