[NOT HAPPENING] Loic Remy

Currently ostracized at Las Palmas has 5 in 11.

Linked strongly today with a loan with view to a permanent.

Mixed views for me as on his day he' decent but has had real injury issues

 

31 year old sick note. Count me in!

 

http://sportwitness.co.uk/watford-turn-spain-new-striker-loan-deal-view-buy-made-official-soon/

 

Better not be for Troy.

 

Oh dear hopefully this is horse manure

 

About as injury prone as you can be and hasn't worked at his last what 4 clubs?

 

God, look at 'em, already!

"Oh, poor me, I'm sooooo underwhelmed"

 

omg Really like we have the medical staff to keep him on his feet !!!!

 

Injury/fitness is the main concern (isn't it always) but on paper he is better than what we have and has been good for Las Palmas when he has played

Usually the 'highlight' videos we all drool over are from 4/5 years ago and we are praying that the player in question can rediscover their early career form. Remy on the other hand has always been a reliable goalscorer when he has played

He is also a striker with a tonne of PL experience, crucially also consistently proving he could score goals for lower half/relegation battling teams like Newcastle and QPR

 

What's the lowest possible point on the whelmed gauge? Is it microbottomwhelmed?

Asking for a mate.

 

It's probably absolute zero on the "Squibba Scale", do your own research.

 

It’s defenders we need desperately, not forwards. We score goals but we let so many in.

 

Our medical team will be rubbing their hands together with glee

 

Could be useful if fit (a big if). Looked decent for Las Palmas.

 

Good god.

 

Has he got muscle imbalance. If so hop aboard Loic

 

I would be grateful for any fit reinforcements to our struggling squad window less than a week to run and we have officially signed ...........

 

Sounds like Getafe are close now.

 

I would take him all day long. Proven goal scorer, we just need to keep him fit.

 

Would have liked it but it looks like Cagey is banging out a tearful one, not an image I need.

 

Should be easy enough with our track record of keeping players in top condition...

 

I thought that Javi brought Jesus along to sort out that?

 

According to French article, done and dusted outside of unexpected events.

 

Cheap, past his best and history of injuries. Ticks a lot of boxes.

 

I like his hair.
Good enough for me.

 

Corrected for you

 

Liked, although sounds uncomfortably like Hollowhead now I think about it!

 

Yes Remy-nded me of the little twerp too.

 

Ps I used to know a female professional ladies tennis players' coach about 15 years ago (and I do just mean "know" !) With a French sounding first name starting with M. Not you was it ?!!??!!

 

Fecking hell an actual transfer rumour!

 

The term you are looking for is "cranking".

 

He created the shooting opportunities for all four of those goals himself, something none of our three current strikers do, they all need to receive it in space to get a shot away. I think he'd strengthen us.

 

Totally agree! That first touch for the first goal is what Gray has been missing this season, but who out of our 3 leaves to get him in? Okaka?

 

Would take him in a heartbeat if he can stay fit...