[NOT HAPPENING] Islam Slimani

Rubbish. We are a major club and Giroud would want to join and we can afford any wage demands.

If we can get Ozil in as well, that'd be a major statement of intent.

 

Any Arsenal player would be good enough for our team.

Let's splash the cash on Walcott, Chambers, Coquelin and David Platt.

 

You forgot Alex James and David Jack!

 

Clearly thats the case. You re just repeating what I have posted several times in this thread.

However it doesnt change the point I was expressing, which was Id prefer Giroud or Batshuayi likely or unlikley.

 

(1) Makes good cheeses.
(2) Was good on Superstars.

 

Apparently Sanchez has turned down a big money move to Europe in the hope that we, or Man City, make a move for him.

 

Islam: more fast than normal.

 

If we do sign him I hope I'm pleasantly surprised because the prospect of him is distinctly underwhelming.

 

12 goals in 38 appearances for Leicester, a large proportion being off the bench, is probably better than anything we have at the club at the moment.

 

Not according to my dear old Dad!
They did all their training in 'The Orange Tree' he said!
What a different world we live in today Dad,nothing like that happens in football these days...

 

Got to ask if he's that good why is he as a £30 mill player, coming off the bench and not first name on the team sheet?

 

I posted this in the new striker thread a few days back, but possibly not many people saw it (or it was ignored for being a load of old guff - very possible).

Somebody on the Leicester forum had this to say:
https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/topic/114294-slimani-back-to-sporting-or-watford/



The Leicester version of petrol station gossip? Or maybe Slimani is actually moving to the area which would make it seem likely he's coming here??

To be honest, I don't know enough about him to say whether he's worth whatever they will charge. But it's clear we need to do something with the CF position as we can't continually rely on goals from midfield and defence.

 

Who will take their camp bed to Hendon Central then and do a 'Slimwatch'?
Wouldn't be my first choice of location if I were moving to this part of the world but perhaps I've missed the nice parts?

 

There are quite a few nice, big houses up on the more Finchley/Golders Green side (e.g. look up Brampton Grove or Danescroft Avenue on google maps)

 

Not even on the Leicester bench for a cup game. Transfer agreed me thinks.

 

Newcastle, Stoke, West Brom and sporting Lisbon want him apparently. And us.

 

Sliamani looks like a poor man’s Andre Gray.

 

He's one ugly gonk too.

Just imagine this orc polluting our gorgeous yellow uniform.




It's a massive no from me.

 

We had Lloyd playing for us for years. Think that particular ship has long since sailed!

 

Ugly players is a longstanding Watford FC tradition, only really broken by the Pozzo influx. Buying him would therefore be another pleasing move in service of the fans, like naming the Elton and Taylor stands. Besides, doesn't his ugliness just bring him closer to Gabbiadini for you?

 

He's a very good player, just a victim of circumstance at Leicester.

 

Sound as though the Foxes fans don't think too badly of him, and think he has not been given enough chance, also that he would "Bang em in for Watford".
This just might be very good news for us.

 

Poor chap!
But liked for the use of the word gonk,haven't heard that in years!

 

Bring back George Reilly !

 

I take your point, but at least my beloved gabbiadini is well dressed, as you would expect from a classy italian



Meanwhile, here's slimani wearing his best clobber and on his way to Kudos. V neck tshirt under ill-fitting blazer ffs.....

 

Think they may have had a few before posting.

 

I think it shows how far we've come where we are considering not signing a Ballon d'Or winner.

 

Gabbiadini not doing up his top button does not constitute 'well-dressed'. Dare I say this makes him spectacularly badly dressed by Italian standards.

 

I agree.

I had two trials with WFC before being discarded. I am convinced it was because I was just too good looking.

 

WTF is going on in this thread?

@Relegation Certs’ obsession with Garibaldi or whatever his name is worse than dressing up as a film character to watch a film.......

 

I agree. I'd be very happy to get him in the team hopefully raring to go with his old gaffer and a point to prove.

 

Or an adult wearing a replica shirt while watching football.

 

He does that to draw attention to his sexy manly double adams apple. We'd all do the same if we were blessed with such a thing.

Though spare a thought for a tranny with one, it's their worst nightmare:

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php?topic=65287.0

 

..and you were on that website and know this because......

 

Improvement on Deeney mind!