[NOT HAPPENING] Islam Slimani

Who?

 

Whooooosh......

The sound of you lot dodging a bullet.

 

Good goals per minute stats ? That bullet might score the goals that send us down. Why don't you rate him ?

 

Good to hear from you, Filbert. But oh if we were in happier times......

 

He’s not a terrible player, I just don’t think you guys need a player who never looks fit and isn’t technically that good..... you have Deeney for that.

 

Hi! Don’t be down, there will be three worse teams than Watford come the final day. At least it’s not boring eh?

 

We would give anything to be bored right now when we are struggling to name those 3 !

 

A 3 goal striker! : salivate:

 

All of them against us at the Vic....

 

Apparently West Ham were really keen but Leicester refused to do any business because their owner felt insulted by Karen Brady in her Sun column. https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-tony-henry-racism-claim-sign-african-players

 

When it comes to basket cases of clubs West Ham are to whom we must aspire.

Surely one less relegation spot for us to worry about.

 

Zero appearances for the Geordies AND he's off on international duty for Algeria...

 

It's now clear that silva was an agent of those ****s up the road, inserted to destroy our club from within.

First the utterly disastrous and financially obscene signing of Gray to weaken us, followed up by signing this useless terd to finish us off.

Thank God the pozzos wised up to his dastardly scheme.

 

I love old threads like this. People genuinely thought we could sign Giroud and Batshuayi.