[SOLD] Dodi Lukebakio

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by ITKJim, Jan 30, 2018.

  1. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    According to the BBC it was £35mil up front, with add-ons that could take it to £50mil:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44946473

    Considering he's played regularly for them while scoring a few goals and obtaining a few international caps, one can expect that a decent chunk of the add-on clauses will be hit, so yes.
     
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  2. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Nicely reasoned. Screw a desperate Arsenal is OK with me.
     
  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I know what was said by the BBC. But likewise I know what was said by other outlets that it was less.

    Anyway, we are getting off the subject matter.
     
  4. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    The Guardian and The Telegraph both stated £40mil:

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/08/richarlison-everton-value-transfer-fee

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/07/24/richarlison-completes-move-everton-watford-40m-fee/

    But feel free to quote Bild saying that he was sold for £5 and a packet of Quavers.

    And I don't think we are getting away from the point - as I think that Richie is clearly a useful point of comparison for Dodi.
     
  5. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I'm never quite sure what this type of chart is telling us. Obviously the further to the top right is better but the assists axis is on a larger scale than the goals axis, implying through the visualisation that assists are more important. Then all the players are lumped together. Surely, for an out and out striker, goals are much more important while, for a midfielder assists might be considered preferable. I think you would get more from the data in a table with the players grouped by position.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Like the idea of the W@nker Discount.

    Could be a Seinfeld type sketch in there.
     
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  7. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Could also be a good marketing ploy for Kleenex
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Gino could insist on swapping training grounds.

    We get the baize finished croquet lawn.

    They get the one with dogshit & empty WKD bottles.
     
  9. kenbolka

    kenbolka Academy Graduate

    The only proof that Success has been training
     
  10. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

  11. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Damn. He's done...
     
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  12. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Yellow(ish) tie and a boutonniėre in the style of a grumpy moose.

    It's on like Donkey Kong
     
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  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Dortmund tie?
     
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  14. Moosegasm

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  15. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Never understood why footballers get married so young. 3.75 billion women waiting for them with open legs and they marry some 3rd division InstaHo gold digger in their early 20's. A third of pro footballers' marriages end within a year of them retiring. Shows just how fake a lot of these marriages are. It's bonkers. A bit like a billionaire swapping all his cash for monopoly money.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Bit negative. I wish him all the best and hope he has no cause to lukebakio in anger
     
  17. Really? Really?
     
  18. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Daylight robbery
     
  19. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    See post #4 and yes I do accept payment in quavers for use of the quip
     
  20. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    I was talking in general, not specifically about Lukebakio. I dont know anything about his personal circumstances. But a one third divorce rate within a year of retirement does ring a lot of alarm bells.
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I think Moog's running joke is to use the joke as often as possible. It's been used since the dawn of time when we were first linked with him. The fact that you are one if his logins just makes it more complicated.
     
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  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Stay away from the bachman thread. You ain't seen nothing yet
     
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  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It will be a minor relief when Lucky is sold.

    Hasn’t this **** left yet?
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Interestingly, I can get my **** through but not my ****.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Because you misspelt (misspelled ?) "Pen1s" ?
     
  26. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    That sort of thread makes me cross. If I went in there I’d be leaving quickly and Lukebakio in anger .
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Your heart will go into overdrive
     
  28. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Pity the 1881 were not at the wedding. Would have loved to have heard their rendition of "You Don't Know What You're Doing" .
     
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  29. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    I for one think it’s a shame he won’t come here, I watched him play once and he hit wonder ball.
     
  30. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Today , is gonna be the day that I bring it all back to you .
     
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  31. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    I think he's gonna slide away, d'you know what I mean?
     
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  32. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Oh, a Sis of mine says she thinks he might stay.
     
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  33. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I do, but at the end of the day, you cant let it affect you. You just gotta roll with it
     
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  34. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    The thing with Lucky is that he was poncing around mid table in the Bundesleague when we were 7th in the prem. If I saw him, I'd have to ask him: 'where were u when we were getting high?'
     
  35. Pob

    Pob Reservist

    I really dislike Oasis and those uncouth GAllagher boys.
     
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