[SIGNED perm] Chalobah 5Yr deal

Just clicked on the twitter link. Well I feel stupid...

 

This is fact

 

Or in fact anybody else that was here during his loan period, can only think of Deeney and by all accounts he may not be here either.

Are there any other players/coaching staff here from that time?

 

At least you owned up. 99% of posters on here would just accuse someone else of 'putting them down' had they done the same thing as they are so bloody sensitive.

Welcome.

 

Shat ap, you're annoying me with your put-down comments

 

Chelski in turmoil. Rumours about Conte quitting due to different expectations this transfer window. Could scupper Chalobah's move or at least delay it while they try and get their house in order.

 

I thought this was official...loan till Jan ?

 

January 2013 m8.

 

Marriappa?

 

Afraid not, it'll be 'youngsters growth is stifled by Watford's head coach merry-go-round'

 

Maps will go wherever Troy goes I shouldn't wonder.

Troy'll sort him out a contract as part of his own transfer negotiations.

Pay back y'see.

That's how come Mapps is with us. Nobody thought he'd ever come off the bench.

 

Thought he was decent when he played last season. A useful squad player.

 

But January 13 is in the past so how he can have a contract dated backwards.

 

Time is a human construct. Stop thinking about time as linear.

 

According to Cher it must be linear because otherwise how could she turn it backwards?

Im sorry but when it comes to the views of expansive, forward thinking astronomers, postiting multiverse and string threory Versus Cher, there is only going to be one winner in my book.

 

Pretty pleased that I managed to woosh magnet The Woosh Magnet.

 

Surely linear things can only be reversed? To turn something back suggests a circular motion, therefore a curved path.

 

However from the Rocky Horror show we know time can warp !

 

Good point. Let me consult Chers back catalogue to find the definitive answer

 

I believe Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves may be able to assist.

 

That's the whole point

 

I don't identify with the present. I like to consider myself transtimal. Don't pigeon hole me with your labels.

 

Thought this was seen as imminent yesterday. All quiet today ? Problem ? Have muff got the chequebook with lots of 0000s in it out again ?? Is the 2013 loan off ?

 

Transtimal intetesting word ,is transtimal similar to being hyperdimensional? Because then you would be outside of time or locality constraints.

 

Your tired put downs would have bothered me in the past but the past doesn't exist.

Also, I'm not overly sensitive.

 

Cher clearly suggests that IF she could turn back time, she would do numerous things differently. However, she understands that time cannot be reversed because it's a ludicrous concept.

As is believing in life after love. As love is also a human construct that has no direct correlation to length of life.

 

It's just a question of time, until they lay their hands on you

 

I believe she's open to interpretation like the Koran. I interpret Chers works to mean that time can be reversed it's just that she is unable to achieve this. This leads her to be particularly frustrated given she knows it's possible and she has a shopping list of things she would have done differently .....but for her it's just tantalisingly out of reach. At least that's how my sect of Cherites interpret her.

 

I saw Chalobah today and wanted to determine whether he was going to sign for us, but I didn't know how to read him.

Is it in his eyes?
Is it in his sighs?

How can I tell if he's on his way here?

 

It's in his thighs!

 

Its in his kiss

oh yeah

that's where it is

 

Did he look sad to be leaving?
Like he needed time to believe it?
Like after all is said and done, he would be the lonely one?

If so, he's probably on his way here.

 

I believe that's only if you wanna know, if he loves you so. I think that's for a different kind of forum.

I think Terence Trent D'arby is probably more relevant.

 

They say that Baz won't pay the rent, before it's earned, Gino's transfer budget's all been spent.

I guess that's true, we're tinpot, but at least I'm sure of all the things we've got.