[NOT HAPPENING] Mario Balotelli

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    Anyone know why he was suspended for the last 10 games of last season ?
     
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    Was linked with Besiktas recently and some Turkish articles have stated that he has been working with a conditioning coach for 3 weeks and is supposedly fit. Plus the rumours of him being massively overweight were dodgy weren't they? Big rumours they were an excuse from Cellino not to pay him.
     
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    Literally the last thing we need and an absolute car crash waiting to happen.

    But I want it. Why?
     
    hornetto, Oct 5, 2020
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    He got let off the other 10 on appeal?
     
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    Because only Balotelli can upstage Bassini, Eddie Oshodi and some random girl in a bikini.
     
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    Mi ritmo
    Bueno pa' gozar
    Mulata
     
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    Is he still playing? Bring him home Gino!
     
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    Aside from the obvious benefit of this being a hilarious car crash we can laugh about in years to come, his goal record in recent times is actually surprisingly good. Get it done.
     
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    No way this is happening. Something more concrete would've leaked by now.
     
    Steve Leo Beleck, Oct 5, 2020
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    Private plan confirmed from westalkfootballplayers.com and Agyakwa going out on loan to some tinpot team in Italy, just to give up his number 45.

    Can’t get anymore concrete than that. It’s basically done.
     
    Markoa$, Oct 5, 2020
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    MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
     
    cyaninternetdog, Oct 5, 2020
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    Maybe Como decided to splash the cash and took a jet to London Luton to collect Agyakwa
     
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    They are both in Lombardy to be fair! That said, maybe it would be more convenient for Como to fly from Bergkamp!
     
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    Bergkamp was like BA. Never flew.
     
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    Buena Vista Social Club.
     
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    Nope. Carlos Santana.
     
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    Bergkamp was scared of flying m8
     
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    Where are the people that found out Chalobah was signing? We need their talents.
     
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    I refer you to post #189
     
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    Brescia just announced a new striker. #welcomemario
     
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    One of them planes that can land on water? Como’s marquee signing landing on the famous lake.
     
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    Well Tito Puente originally of course, but everyone loves a mambo-cha in our house. Unimportant who it is.
     
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    It's all the Spanish I can speak. If I'm not dancing and showing good rhythm, there's little I can say.
     
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    Ffs!
     
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    Anyone spotted him at the Dome roundabout yet?
     
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    Not clear why but all of a sudden Marseille fans seem convinced he's going there...
     
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    Anyone got one of those plane trackers that works for Ubers. See if there's one that's made the round trip from Luton Airport-London Colney- The Grove - Whorehouse.
     
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    I refer you to post #194
     
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    Has this **** been sectioned yet?
     
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    Not happening is it.

    Can’t believe I’m hoping we sign Ballotelli just to be able to label the day as ‘ok’.
     
    Burnsy, Oct 5, 2020
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    Those not them....
     
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    Top trolling though whoever's plane it is. Flown from Nice today, to Brescia, to Luton. Maybe its just Mario joyflying/riding.
     
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    Ten minutes until he is announced, although there might be a delay as he requires his own kitman to help him get dressed.
     
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    Apparently the delay is down to the fact Balotelli accidentally set fire to the plane's toilet mid-flight.
     
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