[NOT HAPPENING] Mario Balotelli

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Markoa$, Oct 4, 2020.

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  1. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Anyone know why he was suspended for the last 10 games of last season ?
     
  2. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Was linked with Besiktas recently and some Turkish articles have stated that he has been working with a conditioning coach for 3 weeks and is supposedly fit. Plus the rumours of him being massively overweight were dodgy weren't they? Big rumours they were an excuse from Cellino not to pay him.
     
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  3. hornetto

    hornetto Academy Graduate

    Literally the last thing we need and an absolute car crash waiting to happen.

    But I want it. Why?
     
  4. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    He got let off the other 10 on appeal?
     
  5. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Because only Balotelli can upstage Bassini, Eddie Oshodi and some random girl in a bikini.
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Mi ritmo
    Bueno pa' gozar
    Mulata
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is he still playing? Bring him home Gino!
     
  8. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

    Aside from the obvious benefit of this being a hilarious car crash we can laugh about in years to come, his goal record in recent times is actually surprisingly good. Get it done.
     
  9. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    No way this is happening. Something more concrete would've leaked by now.
     
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  10. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Private plan confirmed from westalkfootballplayers.com and Agyakwa going out on loan to some tinpot team in Italy, just to give up his number 45.

    Can’t get anymore concrete than that. It’s basically done.
     
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  11. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
     
  12. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe Como decided to splash the cash and took a jet to London Luton to collect Agyakwa
     
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  13. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    They are both in Lombardy to be fair! That said, maybe it would be more convenient for Como to fly from Bergkamp!
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Bergkamp was like BA. Never flew.
     
  15. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Buena Vista Social Club.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Nope. Carlos Santana.
     
  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Bergkamp was scared of flying m8
     
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  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Where are the people that found out Chalobah was signing? We need their talents.
     
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  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I refer you to post #189
     
  20. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Brescia just announced a new striker. #welcomemario
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    One of them planes that can land on water? Como’s marquee signing landing on the famous lake.
     
  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Well Tito Puente originally of course, but everyone loves a mambo-cha in our house. Unimportant who it is.
     
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  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's all the Spanish I can speak. If I'm not dancing and showing good rhythm, there's little I can say.
     
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  24. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

  25. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Ffs!
     
  26. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Anyone spotted him at the Dome roundabout yet?
     
  27. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Not clear why but all of a sudden Marseille fans seem convinced he's going there...
     
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  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Anyone got one of those plane trackers that works for Ubers. See if there's one that's made the round trip from Luton Airport-London Colney- The Grove - Whorehouse.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I refer you to post #194
     
  30. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Has this **** been sectioned yet?
     
  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Not happening is it.

    Can’t believe I’m hoping we sign Ballotelli just to be able to label the day as ‘ok’.
     
  32. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Those not them....
     
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  33. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Top trolling though whoever's plane it is. Flown from Nice today, to Brescia, to Luton. Maybe its just Mario joyflying/riding.
     
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  34. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Ten minutes until he is announced, although there might be a delay as he requires his own kitman to help him get dressed.
     
  35. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Apparently the delay is down to the fact Balotelli accidentally set fire to the plane's toilet mid-flight.
     
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