[NOT HAPPENING] Mario Balotelli

All the top players do it.

 

Blimey. He's nearly missed his ears in the above.

 

Done it so often he's worn the lobes off. Maybe they have started to grow back since that photo was taken ?

 

It’s back on!!!

He has left Brescia and can sign on a free transfer!

Quick someone look at incoming flights!

 

WELCOME MARIO!

 

His plane is currently at Bastia Poretta Airport in France.

 

Refueling for the second leg into Luton I bet!

 

This evening is bad enough already

 

Anyone got satellite pictures yet?

 

No, but looking at the recent pictures of him I’m confident someone will capture an image of him from space soon.

 

So... Mario Balotelli or Barry Douglas?

 

Or if we are really unlucky, both.

 

Bario Douglatelli.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-hes-close-signing-new-club-Brescia-exit.html

Spoke to bro on Italian Big Brother, its on!!!

 

Let's hope he has the talent of Mario and the work ethic of Barry, rather than vice-versa.

 

I’ve been monitoring incoming planes to Luton and haven’t seen anything yet!

 

Looking at the size of him in recent picture, you need to keep your eyes out for large cargo transports.

 

Let’s not forget that we still have after this window to sign this gem of a man on a free.

 

Who needs Balotelli when we've got Joao Pedro curling them in from 20 yards?

 

I just want him to sign so Murray is even further down the pecking order.

 

Massive mistake to not get this tied up.

 

Is this footballing legend still a free agent?

 

Can he play left-back?

 

Great to see this legend saving trains in the Netherlands. Next step - Saving private Vladimir.

 

I'm hearing so.
Could be just dotting the crosses and crossing the dots.
Certainly one to watch.

 

Sounds like he's training with some Semi Pro team in the Italian 4th division.

 

Thanks Adam

 

'avin' a chinwag with Barnsley

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...twitter&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1605644717

 

Dyche and Balotelli go together like Dyaltov and Chernobyl or captain Smith and the Titanic. Match made in hell.

 

Dyche ??

 

You may be right about that matey, but, and it's a big BUT..... Dyche is the manager of Burnley, not Barnsley.

 

That made me chuckle.