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Disappointing lack of cheerleader action during this game.

 

******* Patriots will jam it again! I just cannot believe their luck!

 

It's not over yet...
(!)

 

Touchdown Giants!!!

 

I've just woken up my street with the scream that accompanied that TD.

 

As some wag has already coined him:

PALEXI-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALL

 

25 seconds! This is going to take forever

 

Down Goes Brady!

 

What a pass by Eli on that last phase of action. Sensational. Go Giants!

 

I was going to say how Superb Owls are like cocaine, after that first one it's never as good.

But this! This is magical.

 

Ha ha...those Dolphins geezers must be stoked.

 

I love the Mounties acting as crowd control.

Edit: On closer inspection, they appear to be sherrifs.

And how big a **** is BB?

 

Ha ha ha ha!

I love it! This is awesome.

That cheating ***** Belichick is already in the locker room.

Game over!

 

I've just danced a silent jig.

MVP?

Strahan?
Burress?
Welker?
Eli?

 

Or that other receiver. Whatshisface.

 

Yeah I like whatshisface too.

 

Well must say i really enjoyed that. Cracking game, great to watch but the best thing about watching on BBC means no adverts the whole way through!

 

Jesus, Archie Manning has some mega sperm!

 

I can't tell if that's boring or awesome

 

I stuck with good old Cadle, McReady, Halling and Gayle. But not being a skyer Luke you won't know who they are.

 

Hey Boston!!!
Do you like apples?

How do you like them apples?

 

Tyree! That's the biscuit.

They always had belief you know. All through the season. Inspirational.

 

Watching Strahan now...he's right, they sacked the shyte out of the Pats.
Great defensive job.

 

Hang about. I'm confused. Did ELi get MVP? He got a car, but I didn't hear any mention of the phrase MVP.

 

And now, I'm buzzing, and I have to be out of the door at 8. Shugar

 

Yes. Car = MVP apparently.

 

Ha ha.
Be American: Call in sick on Super Bowl Monday.

 

I may well have to miss my first lesson. Which is just as well, I haven't done any homework

And why do you call in sick? It's half past three in the morning here! It's, what, half 10 there? Ridiculous.

 

Well, many don't, but I would hate to buy a car built tomorrow.

 

To be fair, I'd hate to buy a car made in America on any day of the year.

 

It's the first day of my new semester tomorrow, i've not read the victorian novel i was supposed to and i haven't been up before 1 p.m. in over a week so i'd say the chances of me waking up and being in lectures for 10 a.m. are fairly slim.

Also, the large amount of sugary snack food i've consumed during this game means i won't be sleeping for days.

 

You mean like a Ford or Chevy? Because more "Japanese cars" are built here than in Japan. Nearly all our Nissan's are built here.

 

Anyway, this is the day people here binge drink like Englishmen. Actually, I think we build some Micra's at a plant in Sunderland. I don't think I'd want a car built there on any Monday.

 

Many cups of tea with a lot of sugar.
Two big bottles of lucozade.
Two 250ml bottles of coke.
An awful lot of 'Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips'
A lot of pretzels.
A bowl of ricicles.

No sleep whatsoever.

 

My lack of motoring knowledge has showed there.

I must stop making quips on information gained from cartoons.