What Made Me Larf Today

https://twitter.com/BenKearns6/status/1613609451063214085

 

That would liven it up no end.

 

Hi Stephen, it's Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

 

First reviews of the film: Alice, Darling

 

I reckon Stephen Toast would excel as minor royal.

1- Alcohlic tendencies ✔️
2- Rubbery inbred face ✔️
3- Dubious moral tendencies ✔️
4- Entrenched belief he should be paid large amounts of money for doing very little ✔️
5- Arrogant patronising attitude to those below him ✔️
6- Believes a lack of talent to be no obstacle to fame ✔️

 

Brilliant

 

Crapness met with humorous steely stoicism is our defining national character trait

 

I still buy Viz but only for the letters page which is still funny after 30+ years .

 

Nothing says "Remember our Lord died for our sins" than...

 

I’ve heard tell of banoffee hot cross buns in M&S.

 

Jesus christ, that looks good.

 

I hear you’re putting jam on your hot cross buns now, father?

 

In Glasgow that would be seen as a precursor to battering and deep frying. Without that it might be a small salad based hors d'oevre

 

Funny. if that's genuine then what a bunch of humourless bastards. Hope he sues them for false advertising.

 

There is nothing so depressing as witnessing blind eyed corporate loyalty .

 

On 13 January 2012 Look Around You had its 10th anniversary celebrated by a showing of all episodes of the first series at the BFI Southbank in London. Peter Serafinowicz also released a new short clip entitled "Intermission".

 

Q/ What do you call a field full of skeletons?
A/ A Schofield

Boom, Boom.

 

https://twitter.com/MichaelWarbur17/status/1678722173647691778

 

That's very good.

 

Yes, for me it complied with the thread title !
I didn't know the actor who played "Funkhouser" had died.

 

Yeah, he 'died' in the programme too. Think it's about season 9?

 

Yes I think I remember that but didn't know he'd passed away in real life too.

 

What made me larf today was hearing this old classic from Pluto Shervington, a hit in 1982. Loved in then, nice to hear it again and appreciate the wit.

If you are unfamiliar, our narrator is in court following an altercation with a married man. His defence? He couldn’t have touched his wife because his hands were occupied, carrying his er…clothes. Lyrics vid.

 

Labour failing to win Boris"s old seat

 

The European Union agrees to refer to Las Islas Malvinas as "Las Malvinas" in all future dealings.

Tom Cleverley's uncle, Foreign Secretary James Cleverley, protested vehemently on behalf of the UK that they're the Falklands!

But landlord Jim, a big supporter of Brexit, was given short shrift in Brussels.

Are you an EU member?

No?

Then hop it, rosbif.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-n...a-diplomatic-triumph-falklands-malvinas-name/

 

Another borefest from Southgates England

 

And that made you larf today?