What About This ******* Weather?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Moose, Feb 10, 2021.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Not true. They are specific degrees of relative toastiness, a defined international standard.
     
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  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    % of toasted in tens
     
  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yeah, but what's the xG?
     
  4. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Double fisted"?[​IMG]
    Minus 7 last night here near Tring.
    No snow forecast here at all, just a paper headline to sell copies.
     
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  6. Moosedog

    Moosedog Reservist

    It was minus 32 on Tuesday night and we have 2 foot of snow, you have mild weather there
     
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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Sorry my mistake, I mean't it was minus 33 last night near Tring. 2.5 feet of snow forecast on Sunday :)
     
  8. Hornets81

    Hornets81 Academy Graduate

    That'll be because @Keighley was messing with your thermostat again
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It wouldn't surprise me ! He messes with everything else.
     
  10. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    ;)
     
  11. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

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  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    And my uncle in Orchard Drive.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Much bigger news that that bit of rain I believe they had somewhere in Africa recently ? I don't recall seeing or hearing of any houses set on fire by lightning there, yet that still seemed to make the national news.
     
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  15. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Best ask Toto.
     
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  16. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Did slam it down here last night, our house started the night in Surrey but slipped into Hampshire by dawn.
     
  17. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    That's a likely win due to cheaper council tax.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You should tell her to check her roof.
     
  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Asset value will plummet though.
     
  21. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Worse cricket team, too.
     
  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I'm sure that fact will already be baked into the lower asset value.
     
  23. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Too right. I cry every month.
     
  24. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  26. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    A41 underpass at Leavesden is still flooded.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    So is my kitchen ......and fuse box !
     
  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    That's what you get for having a kitchen and fuse box on the A41 underpass at Leavesden.
     
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  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I've always dreamed of having a water garden.
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes, great, but not in your kitchen.
     
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  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Going to piss it down again tonight.
     
  32. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Tornado reported in Luton, resulting in a reported £3M worth of improvements.
     
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  33. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    You just had an indoor pool installed into your home for free.

    I swear, some people will complain about anything.
     
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's apocalyptic out there.
     
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Sure, what about the weather ?
     

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