Things you hate IV

Danny Rose used to promote Michelin Tyres

 

These guys are really backing the blues!

 

One on the left is an alcoholic, one in the middle is double parked.

 

Ladz. Bantz. Love football, me.

 

Grab a ball and some popcorn, the big game is on guys!

 

‘Excited black friends’

 

I’m trying to work out what the dress code was based on here, polo shirts for the boys and check shirts for the girls.

 

Need to include a person of colour, a disabled, an >60, a homosexual, and one of vague gender grouping and we're there. Need a bigger sofa though.
Sadly they are actually watching porn.....

 

They'll be able to reuse that ad in 2050.

 

Moosegasm's greatest hits?

 

"Competitive mums" is one of the sad things about parenting. Cake baking, best kids parties,best kids exam results, best kids dancing/football achievements etc. I'm sure it wasn't as bad pre-facebook. Dad's don't get/feel the same sort of pressure ?

 

For me, it was more working at a tech firm where I was one of the oldest people and all the Gen Z are talking about making sourdough and crocheting their own clothes. It was like the 1950s again. Fashionable stuff today which was extremely unfashionable to a Gen X like me.

 

Hi I am <otherwise forgotten ITV host from the 70s> and I am here to tell you about over 60s cover from this tinpot outfit I don't need as I am with Coutts!

 

Guy at the back isn't watching the game he is tripping on some LSD and is currently on a rocket to Mars

 

Sexist.

 

What about the shyte attempts at poetry read by a man with a regional accent attempting to capture the essence of football to make you buy a fizzy drink or something

 

You know there’s someone out there who thinks that kind of thing is witty and clever. That’s the ******* tragedy.

 

I think they're different things and I think one is much worse than the other, because it involves pressure on the kids rather than mums just trying to out do each other.

I do cajole my daughter from the touchline at football, but I'm very careful to only use positive reinforcement and encouragement. At this age its vital that sport is something they enjoy (she's 8) not necessarily something they are good at.

Fortunately she is good.

 

Haha in two years I can genuinely put together such a gathering

Nothing at all wrong with positive shouting from the touchline. I found the kids always preferred noise to silence, (as instructed by school coaches when we went to watch).

 

Yeah he sounds like a end. Poor kids.

 

Yes, but you've got no virulent negativity left after a week on here!

 

I much prefer their games to Watford's.

 

"Player of the match" on sky in the early kick off.

It's PC gone mad!

 

Today was supposed to be a special day. I had finally collected ten stamps entitling me to a free coffee. Usually I never keep a card long enough.

Eagerly I anticipated the exchange, how I would jauntily approach the counter, card in hand, eyebrows raised in anticipation of the warm reception I would receive as a valued and honoured customer.

In the event, the barista looked at me like the freeloading scum I clearly am and even tried to quibble the number of stamps. I got my coffee, but it tasted bitter in the ashes of the moment ruined (well, ok it was fine and very nice with a biscuit).

But why can’t we all live in peace?