Things you hate IV

Didn't know where best to put this, but thought this thread would do nicely.

 

those 'if you know, you know' posts on social media

 

Videos on Instagram and Facebook that have a dog or cat doing something amusing and then some plank has added a goofy voice or stupid sentimentality, like the dog is the cat’s brother and apparently sane woman believes she is their mother.

**** right off. I don’t need a ******* cat video explained to me, you utter ******* *****.

 

RIP Johnny Morris.

 

He was a genius though. Like comparing Westlife to the Beatles.

Herrow Hippo! How ur you?
I’m very muddy with a very deep voice.

Sensational.

 

He probably spat and pee'd in it when you weren't looking.

 

Think I would have noticed, but the sentiment was there.

 

I don't know! So tell me!

 

Leicester fans have an unhealthy obsession with us.

 

As HB1 has noted before, they would prefer to relegate us than win the league title, champions league and FA cup together. It's all they live for.
Utter ****s, every single one of them.

 

Sorry to hear this Moose.

Our company restaurant has a wonderful coffee machine that they charge a measly £1 per coffee for. They used to have a loyalty scheme where you fill out the same sort of card and when it's full you get a free coffee. Even at a saving of £1 it always tasted nicer. Trouble is the ladies running the place used to give out full cards to anyone who did them a "favour". When I gave them the password to our test wifi so that they could stream music all day then I became the chosen one and didn't pay for a coffee for a good couple of years.

That perk ended some time ago but was glorious while it lasted.

 

It’s the way the World should work.

 

Pure corruption. We might as well be living in Russia.

 

Move to the middle east

 

Tell me x without telling me x

 

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/driving-advice/zip-merging/

I love it when everyone moves into the left lane 3 miles before roadworks and cones.
Zip up the right lane and then merge in turn. Saves minutes.

It’s the idiot self designated ‘traffic police’ drivers who straddle 2 lanes to deliberately stop anyone using the outside lane who piss me off.

 

People who don't merge from motorway sliproads correctly and/or those who don't leave a gap or anticipate people are joining.

For example I'm joining the motorway and there's not enough space to get in front of a lorry so I match his pace and drift up being him. Only to find a car behind the lorry is tailgating him.

Or on the m'way going 55mph in busy traffic with a gap ahead of me and behind me, but 4 cars try and nip in front causing them all to brake and then I have to brake.

Or those that pull into you and get grumpy that you've not pulled into a jam packed middle lane to give them space to get in front.

Or those who join slow moving traffic and accelerate into the 3rd lane before immediately braking or lane hopping.

 

I posted this before but think it got deleted with the server issue. One of the biggest magnets for idiots is the M25 going clockwise just before the exits for the M4. People come from the junction before, cut straight across several lanes and then try and join the M25 immediately, which most of the time is crawling with traffic. It’s downright dangerous as anyone who wants the M4 is in danger of hitting these idiots as they are almost stationary in the exit lanes. There is absolutely no need to try and join the M25 immediately, just travel up the slip road for another half a mile or so and you will be able to merge effortlessly and safely.

 

Chris Rea called it The Road To Hell for a reason

 

No m8, the ‘Road to Hell’ was when he was driving home for Xmas, cos he couldn’t bear his in-laws.

 

I thought he was in a jam trying to get to the seaside? Should be charged with crimes against music no matter what.

 

Pretty sure he had just pulled over into an aubgerge for a pee and a snack.

 

You're thinking of "Road to Noel" by Talking Heads.

 

No m8, that was a Mr Blobby ‘b’ side about his Crinkley Bottom.

 

Trevor Sinclair .....

 

At least they got their second choice.

Oh, and their first choice too.

 

Yes but won't be doing either for a while now.

 

Being told how I should feel by the media or others.
No thanks you.

 

God fearing people who are anti vaxers.

Each to their own and I fully respect both in their beliefs.

But I mean, you're willing to believe some hypothetical book about a potentially mythical being that may or may not have existed from thousands of years ago, but trust a bunch of real world scientists who are experts in their field that this small injection might save your life and the lives of those around you and "nope, not taking that, that sounds dodgy as hell".

 

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People who add pointless comments on Facebook posts.

Obviously this is 99% of Facebook content, but so often I just think, this comment is neither informative, funny, insightful or anything.

Eg. A post like: There's been an accident on the M25, avoid the Chorleywood Road if you can, it's really busy.

Will have 40+ posts from local Huns saying 'hope everyone is OK.'

That's just an utterly pointless piece of information. Who cares what Karen from Croxley hopes?

 

To revert to an old one, though: I'd say people who post Amazon reviews saying things like 'I don't know, I didn't buy it' are worse.