stella scandal

If you'd have drank stella, none of that would have to be done.

 

I disagree. You can quality clearly tell that's had a sneaky sip of stella somewhere down the line and it's crippled him! The poor lad! I smell a lawsuit! :]]

 

Is that one of those plastic corsets? My friend had to wear one of them for three years

 

Who says I hadnt...I more of a Strongbower...Can I make a new thread 'The Strongbowers'

 

kinky.

 

And yes...Bit uncomfortable I imagine but Ill live.

 

no

 

Typical Strongbow drinker

 

:]]:]]

 

Today i went to the bank to take advantage of being a 3rd year student, which means i can get a bigger overdraft. Whilst i was there, i thought it would be wise to make a couple of enquiries about items i was waiting on from Natwest. Back in the wild days of 2005 i opened a student account before departing for uni. The account came with an attractive overdraft and a free railcard, which pleased me. So i filled in the forms, hoping to have a shiny new railcard arriving on my doorstep fairly soon. Unfortunately they still havent managed to send it to me. As i had some time to spare i thought i'd enquire about my card, not for the first time. Apparently it's too late for them to give me one now, which is a bit jewish really, because i'd like discounted rail. In my anger, i remembered that i was still waiting for my chequebook, which was supposed to recieve back in 2005. So after requesting another chequebook and making my feelings known about the railcard scam, i went to get some kfc. I followed that with a trip to tesco for some bread and strongbow to set me up for a tough night of football manager and yahoo pool.

Maybe tomorrow night i'll write about my weekly bowling exploits, but the chances are i'll be drunk.

Thats all boys and girls. I love you all.

 

i have had exactly the same experience with natwest. cheque book hoarding rail card withholding sheisters

 

It almost makes me want to start a facebook group. But i'd rather just continue drinking my strongbow and playing yahoo pool.

 

My local shops include an M&S Simply Food, which is great except every single day there is a charity collector for something or other standing at the door which either means your falafels cost more than they should or you have to be tough and walk straight past. Recently the charity collectors have been joined by a Big Issue Seller. One day last week I had a weak moment and bought the Big Issue, at which the seller, the sort of Albanian beggar-woman you usually find on the Paris metro, grabbed hold of my sleeve and started kissing my arm. She then began muttering on about needing nappies for the baby. Horror stricken I managed to extricate my arm and go on my way. We are not used to this sort of thing round afanof acres and found it quite disturbing. Still, it has saved me money by curtailing my little excursions to M&S for delicacies.

 

the mundane revival of the stella thread continued unabound! share people, share!

 

Flossing your teeth sucks. I had braces as a kid and I never flossed. My teeth weren't too bad, mind you, just a bit misaligned. I have this upside down 'V' shaped scar on my lower lip from putting my upper teeth through it diving into the pool in the 4th grade but hitting another kids head on the way in.

Anyway, a few years ago, my bottom teeth started crowding forward like my mouth was a subway train and they had all reached their stop and were trying to get off. I ignored it for a while, but it's just gotten worse. I started chipping my tooth in the process of such mundane activities such as biting an apple or separating a piece of pizza from a slice.

So I got braces again on my bottom teeth and they hurt. I have to wear them for a year or so. Apparently having braces as an adult makes it very important to floss, I don't know why. It takes me 20 minutes to brush and floss my teeth now and I have done it every night for two weeks. I don't know how long I can keep this up.

 

You work in hospital don't you?

Christ a Saturday night in hospital is comical! You see all sorts, well at least I did. Drunks, someone declaring they were dumping for husband, a fight broke out again between two drunks, some fit girl fell over in walkabout and was in hospital with glass in her hand. Another pensioner apparently had there wheel losened on her wheelchair and it fell off making her fall out of it, but she was probably drunk too! Saw a bloke try pulling some doctor aswell, again he must have been drunk she was probably late 50's and made Dawn French look like a FHM top 10 model!

Come on DJ some of the hospital patient stories could be good!

 

I havent drank stella for ages, but tonight I intend getting off my face, because this week has been hell. I can do a blog over the weekend of me and my drunkness if that will help??

However there will be lots of crying, maybe some shouting and probably a few drunken texts whichshouldnt have been sent, added to that listening to the d*ckhead song as it cheers me up and makes me realise what complete and utter tosspots most, in fact nearly all men are.

 

I went to hand in an assignment today, but before i could give in the work, i needed to print it. So i made my way to the LRC to take advantage of what was supposed to be a good printing service. Unfortunately the photocopier ran out of ink, which meant i had to find some kind of library employee to change it. Anways, turns out it wasn't out of ink, something was bloked and when she tried to pull out the ink cartridge thingy, it kind of squirted out, all down her lovely white top. I thanked her for sorting the problem out, printed my work, purchased a plastic wallet for 3p and placed the work in the relevant box. Then i brought a reduced price tesco finest lasagne, some milk and a loaf of bread, although i left the milk on the counter so i haven't actually got any milk, which kind of sucks because i fancy a bowl of frosties.

 

I wish my life was this exciting. I just spend my days translating the Aeneid and interpreting Kubla Khan.

 

i was going to send a birthday card to my gran but i don't know her postal address so i asked my dad but he didn't know. i asked my sister and she didn't know. so i had to ask my gran whcih kind of ruined the suprise. she also started doing an old lady thing of talking about anything and mentioned that someone had sent her a letter with a first class stamp which tinged me with shame as i looked down at my envelope with two second class stamps put down together. i don't even know if that works

 

Coleridge is a t wat. Him and his romantic friends almost managed to ruin me last year with their pretentious notions of nature. 3 months of lectures and seminars on romantic poetry is almost more than any sane pepperami lover could take. He was stoned and began writing, interpreting a hallucination is pointless.

I'd also like to add that tesco are disgraceful. A packet of noodles was once a pretty impressive 8p, now they've pushed the price up to an obscene 10p. I'm disgusted that they could dare to charge 2p more for what essential oxo flavoured cardboard. Capitalist pigs.

 

Did you know that Kubla Khan is unfinished, as when he was writing it he had to answer the door, and by the time he got back he'd lost his buzz?

 

Yes, and when he came back from his conversation a couple of hours later he'd completely forgotten what he was on about. Which just proves it's crap because he didn't even know what he was on about.

Basically i think he realised it was rubbish and just started to make excuses. Maybe if he wasn't so busy bumming wordsworth he's have come up with something useful. Actually scrath that, the whole romantic period was rubbish, the only poem from that period that i have any respect for is the ancient mariner, a tremendous tale.

I'd just like to point out i've been drinking for a while now so answer may have been clouded by numerous strongbows.

 

Indeed it was but a valiant effort considering the drink.

Haven't read the Ancient Mariner, but every book I do seems to draw on the bloody thing. Frankly the albatross was pure inspiration.

 

Charles Bukowski

EDIT: Charles Bukowski would have hated Stella.

 

bill hicks would of loved it though

 

It's OK as Long as you don't drink Stella. I myself am planing to get whammed out of my tiny mind on a cocktail of alcohol and curry tonight.

 

in which case i reccomend a phal (sp), a straw and a schooner of high class spirits

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7122568.stm

For once i wish i lived up north.

Yellowandproud, the albatross was sensational creativity, the only thing that works against that poem is the fact it's almost never ending.

 

6 pints of Bombardier, a Chilli Chicken Masala, Boiled rice, Garlic Naan, Tarka Daal and 2 Big bottles of cobra.

I'm sober as a judge but got bellyache from hell:dismay:

 

I wish I could be continuing getting trollied tonight. But NOOOOOO, I've got work tomorrow. Great.

Theres always student night on monday, if I can be arsed to go into Watford town.

 

Last night, as is now customary, a few of the lads from our footy team went bowling. Illness has forced me to miss last weeks gathering so i was a bit out of form, unfortunately returning without any 'boing toys' that are awarded for consecutive strikes. Very disappointing. However due to having no football match the following day, it was fine to get battered. So we did. Anyways, any of you who have visited devon knows it can get bloody windy, especially in winter. So naturally, walking home at 3 in the morning, pretty battered was hard enough without a 60mph wind in my face. Needless to say this made walking straight even harder and in my deep state of concentration i failed to notice a fox running down the road towards me. Obviously when i noticed this beast charging at me, i was rather suprised, swung a leg at it, missed completely and fell over while the little attacker charged on by.

Then i got in, opened a bottle of carlsberg, cooked 3 pizza's and began answering questons about the romantic period from Yellowandproud. All in all a successful evening.

 

Im sure it was a typing error and you meant Stella

 

:]] Good work.

 

Brilliant :]]