stella scandal

Miss Faith.

You. Long hours, millions of quids

Me. Turn up when I like FARK off when I like, MEAGRE RECOMPENSE.

You. STUNNING (particularly with the SEXY and WILD hair)

Me. Well past sell by date (and best before date for that matter)

Swings and roundabouts my sweet xx.

 

Taking note of his movements I see.

 

That is PRECISELY how it starts...............

Such as something like this ...

"What time do you finish work? Don't go to the pub with HER, come on line with me.

You know you want to...etc....and that... etc etc"

I used to get e-mails of that sort of thing every 15 minutes.


The WEIRDEST thing is when I confided in a pal when she first started to get a bit too "naughty", he said "she does WHAT!? Can I watch too?"

He wasn't so keen when he heard the rest I can tell you.


I think she has gone back to chatting to my cousin now. He likes her FILTH.

 

I am not like that at all - just jealous you finish work early - any wya you have met me and did I behave inappropriately towards you? no I didnt

 

I'm seriously intrigued. Was this stalker seriously hideous looking or just beyond filthy (glass coffee tables and all that).

 

You were most APPROPRIATE Miss Faith.

Shame really...........

(insert GAY WINKY SMILEY here)

PS 4.30 Victoria...... Don't tell anyone.

 

Lol - Victoria? So you are coming to see me?? I dont have any stella though.......

 

I'll bring some..............

xx

Night kiddies. Finish the bikkies if you like, Faith and me will see you Monday.................

 

It seems I have not been INVOLVED enough to know what bikkies are LEFT. Can someone fill me in on the possibilities.

 

There is half a digestive that someone has nibbled and rejected and a whole bag of custard creams, that have been left out overnight and have gone a bit soft.

On the flip side, I have some navel oranges which are zesty, delicious and provide one of your 5 a day.

 

I think I'll stick to the squidgy custard creams, should go well with a glass od Stellaaaaaaaaa

 

Pah, that shows how little taste you have.

 

The van gig is a great way to go. I had '67 split window camper before i sold it when I went to Japan in 1990. Took it up & down California and out to Texas through the Grand Canyon once. You can camp in certain State Park lots, notably Bolsa Chica near Huntington Beach, as well as a place or two up Malibu way and probably down San Diego way (San Onofre?), too. If you are subtle/careful, you can get around the fuzz, but you will be asked to move along if you are in a place that they don't want you to be in. That sucks at 3am. My trick was to park and quietly sleep in very suburban places right in front of people's noses: "whose van is that?" "I dunno..." and before they find out, I'm up and gone...or to park in semi industrial places where no one cares. I always wanted a shady spot because those vans turn into ovens once the sun hits it. Kind of a natural alarm clock that could lead to brain damage.

The reason I mentioned legal is that it drives the market. To wit: Illegal = unregisterable=unsellable=you can't buy it=it's not there to buy. However, if you are determined to get a VeeDub, you could get it even if it wasn't "smogged", temporarily register it, then re-sell it before you bother to "smog" it. Worry about that much later...

Cheaper but not so cool would be one of the ubiquitous used up family minivans with plenty of space inside for anything.

Mexico is very doable, it requires a slightly different insurance than US, and I'd recommend having a spanish speaker around. When things go awry in Mexico, they really really go awry. With some luck though, you can hook up with an American surfer with knowledge of places to surf in Mexico and maybe some contacts south of the border in the international surfing community. Sometimes surfers here are ****s though. Not all and not always, but there are recent cases of surf gangs keeping non-locals out by force. I doubt you run into that, but still.

Booze: cheap and plentiful. God bless the USA. Stella is rare here, but sadly getting more common.
Birds: there aren't many I'd want in the crew I run in, but you are welcome to any who are willing to entertain your offer. I can also direct you to a few spots where the mating cries of "I'm sooo drunk" or "Whuddja say yernamewas?" can be heard frequently if you want to get outside the gene pool for some good old fashioned plastic LA girl sexy time. The closing words "Step into my van" might be a deal breaker though. I'm just sayin'.

We have numerous pickup soccer games on the weekend you could play in for fun/fitness and post game boozing. So Cal is paradise as long as you don't have to pay a mortgage.

Surfrider surf report

 

Hmm, all this talk is making me want to open a biscuits thread.

See you lot in a minute.

 

A biscuit thread will be good, but it will never reach the heights of the stella thread

 

Cheers buddy, all this sounds like good stuff. Locals tend to get very defensive about their local breaks over here so i think i know what your on about. Basically if you aint a local, you aint got the god given right to be there, but if you act friendly, show a bit of respect and don't steal their waves you usually get accepted into the line up pretty quick.

Plastic girls might be all we can get if we're driving around in a beat up van so it's probably for the benefit of all if they are unable to remember our names and are 'soooo drunk'. Directions to these people would be appreciated.

If we have to get an old minivan then thats what we'll do, like i said, as long as we can strap our boards to the roof, sleep in it and store our gear we'll be happy. When your as cool as me, the vehicle you drive doesn't matter. Haha

It's all very much in the planning stage at the moment. Obviously the temptation is to just hit Aussie and NZ but everybody does that. Thought there would be more for us to see and do in the good old U.S and A. No doubt over the next year and a half i'll be annoying you with questions.

Cheers dude, hows your surfing going?

 

We'll see

 

i came first in a tense game of poker today and i put my success down to the performance enhancing qualities of stella! thank you family artois

 

my fridge is literally packed full of stella right now. we all made a pact not to eat fresh food

 

'tis the season...
for me to drink as many different varieties of seasonal brews as possible.

Today:

This is REALLY good.

Yesterday:

Nice with a big dinner of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.

and...

Tastes like all the other New Belgium brews, but it still got me drunk.

 

Never going to happen Danny

 

Maybe not, but biscuits are much better than Stella!

 

mmm... Tough call.

biscuits AND stella. ooh

 

everything is much better than stella, well except for Liz and RTC and the man we dedicated the ******** song too:]]

 

I thought you loved me...........

You are just like all the girls, you have your fun then dump me.........

We could have been forever...........


MANDATORY stella mention: Remember..

"Hi Miss Faith x What would you like to drink?"

Miss Faith sees pump.....

"I'll have a PINT OF STELLA, NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I mean a NICE glass of WINE"

Just REMEMBER.

 

Well you said women should not be allowed to go to football, that is possibly one of the meanest things you could say to me - it may me cry!



Stella = BAD

 

To be fair though, he does have a point...

 

Tis true though.

naaaaaaa

 

you are only jealous cos I know more than you guys and I distract you from the game.

Stella IS BAD

 

Yeah I still ponder why you bring your knitting needles to the game, AND NO ITS NOT FARKING COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO DO THAT!

Stella is Excellent!

 

the knitting needles are to poke people who annoy me.

No IT ISNT IT COMES FROM SCUMSVILLE - saying you like stella is like saying you like GBH!!!!!!!

 

There is nothing wrong with a bit of Grevious (sp?) Bodily Harm...

 

ha ha you know full well I meant G Block Hatter

 

Ah old G Block Fatter eh? Where has the rather large Scummer buzzed off to? Still can't believe a certain few people called me his twin :dismay:

 

no me either - you are way uglier than him, albeit skinnier