Roberto Pereyra

Initial 10.4, rising to 13m if he fulfills certain clauses.

 

BBC reporting it now as well:

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37121212

 

It is 12pm today

 

5 minutes to sign - FFS GINO!

 

Time of signing and time of announcing the signing will never be the same.

Also, remember we now run on Gino Mean Time which is a law unto itself!

 

I have noticed he has sleeve tattoos to signify that he is an individual.

 

Massive if true

 

All the other individuals that get sleeve tattoos would agree with this statement, as long as they are sure that all the other individuals hold this opinion too.

 

Don't understand the sleeve tattoo thing. Looks horrendous, like they've slept on a newspaper and I presume they are stuck with it for life ? Wouldn't matter so much if it rubbed off like an action transfer from the 70s !

 

Reports coming out that he has a verruca and so has failed his medical. Shame. So close.

 

Legend?

 

Gino has concluded the transfer via a letter according to some reports.

Missive if true.

 

Corrected for you.

 

After all this, could you imagine the meltdown if he failed his medical?

 

The cut-off to sign for tomorrow's game is actually 5pm today.

 

He's probably already signed, had his photo taken and recorded his 7 second video of shy he is excited to be a ornet. The club are just dragging out the announcement because they are building suspense and getting more traffic through their website and social media, with people desperately wanting the announcement to be official.

 

Done deal::jumping1:


‏@T_Deeney
@WatfordFC well done #enoughsaid

EDIT: It's been quickly removed. Naughty Troy.

 

Is this not supposed to be in the Kaboul thread?

 

Not there, can you send a link?

 

Nothing will ever top the time Deeney accidentally let slip that Vydra was coming back when no one saw it coming.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/T_Deeney/status/766633970524127233

 

Looks like we will have to wait until Monday.

From Walter's press conference today

"Yes. From what I heard, yes," he said, when asked if the medicals were taking place. "But I know that players, if there are other talks before the game, they can be distracted so now I just want to concentrate on the game.

"I don't like to talk about transfers the day before a game, but now I want to concentrate on the game for (Saturday) and then from Monday I will speak about those players.

"I say this because this afternoon after the training, the squad will be available for (Saturday) and I don't want the players to be distracted from other things."

 

Deeney's new contract allows him to announce transfers before the club

 

Just announce it ffs.

 

They'll announce it tomorrow at 2pm by including him and Kaboul in the starting line up.

 

Deeney announces transfers early, just like his gut announces his arrival before the rest of him turns up half an hour later.

 

If they don't sign before the game - there is no chance they will after they watch us lose 6-0

 

Nothing to do with Pereyra

The canteen is now offering an all you can eat buffet

 

I believe it's actually Troy expressing his gratitude for the club sourcing a new pick-up truck, specially modified for particularly heavy loads, with accompanying mini crane system for loading / unloading and a full staff of 5 operators. This will be used to cart Troy from changing room to training ground to canteen without him needing to burn any unnecessary calories in the process. Hopefully Pereyra announcement will follow.

 

Deal expected to be finalised within the next one to two years.

 

I'm sick of this. I'm going to boo the **** out of someone tomorrow.

 

Deeney will be massive if true

 

He's known amongst his teammates for the catch phrase 'aren't you gonna finish that bruv?'

 

Yes: thousand island, mayonnaise, ketchup, English mustard, French mustard, barbecue, whatever Troy wants really

 

Has this already been posted?

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...lete-deal-juventus-midfielder-roberto-pereyra