[SIGNED perm] Richarlison

I went training yesterday, who'd like to foot the bill?

 

Love Watson!

 

Oh right, had to pick on the fact that he is follicularly challenged. Couldn't say Morrocan or short, no, pick on the baldness.

I personally have a very pronounced crown and find that sort of casual hairism offensive.

Whoever it is with the massive hair products picture on every post, you can do one too, so insensitive.

 

No confirmation his loved ones are safe.

 

If I said "Moroccon ******" someone would've said im xenophobic or something. Sorry if ive offended any egg heads

 

Loved ones safe and well.

 

It's OK you weren't to know. Been for a buff and shine so feeling better about myself again.

 

Trust you cleaned up afterwards.

 

The horse-starver is one of the most abhorrent human beings on the planet.

 

First picture - out of shot, someone approaching with a bag of ready salted from the canteen confectionery machine.
Second picture - same person returning with the bag of cheese and onion that he originally asked for. (Fu*kin idiots)

 

I have a new girlfriend who will be coming to the Vic on Saturday. She's very excited having never been to a 'big football match' before.

Apparently she thinks I look a bit like Kenny Rogers or Michael McDonald of Doobie Bros. fame. In their 80s/90s pomp of course. I can live with that. Slightly frayed at the edges, past their best, bearded, urbane sophisticates.

Anyway, her friend misheard this description and thought I looked like Ken Dodd. She probably reasonably thought - well where's the attraction then?

There's a photoshop morph of McDonald/Dodd doing the rounds somewhere which I've temporarily mislaid possibly due to early onset dementia. If I find it I'll get back to you.

You're welcome.

Good news about the Richarlison thingummybobb.

 

What a fool believes...

 

Which ones the horse starver?

 

Nope. I can see the likenesses.

 

I think she just trying to say you are a poor substitute for her last boyfriend who looks a bit like Tom Johnston

 

I think this is the time where we figure out a chant for this guy...



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Instead of Sweeet Carooliineee

Riii-char-lissoon dun dun duuuun
Good times never seemed so good

 

Carry on Richarlison...

 

Could be. I'll ask her and report back.

 

He's signed.

Heard it here last.

 

Or maybe they would say you can't spell Moroccan.

 

Nah.

Hes signed. Heard it here last!!

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Why make a chant when we can just cut out the middle man and boo him from the off?

 

Has he signed yet?

 

If he said it you know how he spelt it

 

Yes but WP is going to be rescinded as he trained with us before he was entitled to. Muff have applied for another WP so he can joint them.

 

Is he likely to feature regularly?

 

Only down at the DWP.

 

I started reading your post with a Portugese accent believing you were quoting Richarlison, only realising at the second syllable of McDonald that I'd been mistaken.

The intrigue now, knowing you look a bit like Noel Edmonds in his Swap-Shop days, is what does the new girlfriend look like?
If you're likened to a slightly mature 1980s singer by her, what's your equivalent for her? Pat Benatar? Chrissy Hynde? Siouxsie Sioux? Tiffany? Cyndi Lauper? Mel & Kim or even the Reynolds Girls!?

Oh, Richarlison has signed - you heard it here first.

 

N

Madame Pomfrey joining backroom team tomorrow. #itkbyowl

 

I'd put her around 80's Dolly Parton. She has suggested an Islands in the Stream karaoke duet.

She doesn't visit these forums. Yet.

 

One name
He's only got one name

Although in truth being Brazilian he's probably got about 13, 5 being girls names from his mothers side.

 

Glad he's finally signed.

Much needed pace and another option up front. Hope he can get us some goals too.

Wondering about his wages, think his signing shows rumours Gino pays peanuts to be false. We now know it's crisps. This is the way forward

 

Just watched his YouTube highlights again .

My word the defending in Brazil is woeful . The only throng worse is the goalkeeeping .

 

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