Real People With Amusing Names

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by reg_varney, Jun 13, 2021.

  1. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    I don't hold out much hope for Crawley striker Dave Poppedhisclogs.
  2. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Tim Handwerker. Plays for Nurnburg in the German second tier.
  3. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Graham Coffin-Dodger is laughing.
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    My first coaching boss used to be a teacher and he tried to convince me he used to teach a boy named Stan Still.
    I'm not sure!
  5. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Not people, but Brest are playing Nice today.
  6. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Today I've been dealing with Joao Pedra, not that funny but it made me smile, and Kristina M Thumfart, which did produce a titter.
  7. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Bello-Onaghise God'Spower referenced in a paper amongst a multitude of Chinese names.
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Nice 2 Brest5 final score ?
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  9. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    A player on FM14 called Richard D1cks got a chuckle out of me. It might be a joke across all of them?
  10. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    An old colleague of mine was called Gordon Bennett.

    I also had a professor at uni called Richard Mold. Safe to say nobody shortened his first name.
  11. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Funnily enough the Jizz Horn is one of my names for little meister.
  13. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Cheers mate, TMI though.
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  14. Jersey Hornet72

    Jersey Hornet72 Academy Graduate

    There was a referee called Segar B*stard.

    Found a Mona Cowmeadow while doing some research.
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  15. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Not amusing, but yesterday I had a message at work from João Pedro.

    Turns out he's a senior software developer on the side.
  16. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    The samba rhythms of the IT department.
  17. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    I've just been forwarded an e-mail by Lottie Groocock. I'm sure she did and plenty of it.
  18. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I used to have a developer here called that. Went off to work for a robotics company down south.
  19. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    It's part English and part French. 'Grue' is an old French word and more or less means 'stalk'. '****' referring to the bird with a neck and feathers. Both words were combined in Medievil England and that one is just a version of how it's spelt. Others being "Gruecock" and "Grewcock". It's totally made up of course, just a combination of random words that was a fun thing to do in the 1300's.
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  20. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I had a work mate called Harry R Sewell.
  21. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    My wifes CEO is call Ari Boozebib. Always found it amusing
  22. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Just discovered a bloke at work has the surname "Hamburger".
  23. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    And his wife is called Pattie
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  24. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    The wife used to have a teacher called Master Bates.
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    My boss is called Thurston Urewilly
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  26. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Is he called that by everyone, or just you?
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I just made it up tbh, like most of the other people in here
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  28. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I actually googled him / her / they to see the face. What a fool.
  29. andy wfc

    andy wfc Academy Graduate

    Had a mate called Peter O'Toole, who had an uncle Deadly and an uncle Enis.
    At school there was a kid in my class called Neil Kerr, his middle name was Andrew. We had to write our initials followed by our surname on our exercise books. Our English teacher always delighted in calling him Knacker.
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  30. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I had a chemistry teacher Mr. Pratt. Initials B. A. funny on similar levels.
  31. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Dongdong Wang, Actor. A long career in Adult Films awaits him.
  32. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

  33. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

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