Recently, I have been dealing with: Tobias Fuhrer and Bjoern Titz. A Norwegian colleague told me that Bjoern/Bjorn is Scandi for Bear. This made me larf alot. I once attended a conference in Houston where Welcome Bender was also in attendance. At the airport was a large Hertz car rental/taxi sign being held up with Welcome Bender on it. God, did I larf. Hi. I'm John Smith. Welcome Bender. Fight ensues. There is also Prof. Dr. Erich E. W@nker and his W@nker Lab in Berlin. I assume he hasn't been invited to give a seminar in the UK. Pure comedy gold.