Real People With Amusing Names

I don't hold out much hope for Crawley striker Dave Poppedhisclogs.

 

Tim Handwerker. Plays for Nurnburg in the German second tier.

 

Graham Coffin-Dodger is laughing.

 

My first coaching boss used to be a teacher and he tried to convince me he used to teach a boy named Stan Still.
I'm not sure!

 

Not people, but Brest are playing Nice today.

 

Novax Djokovic.

 

Today I've been dealing with Joao Pedra, not that funny but it made me smile, and Kristina M Thumfart, which did produce a titter.

 

Bello-Onaghise God'Spower referenced in a paper amongst a multitude of Chinese names.

 

Nice 2 Brest5 final score ?

 

A player on FM14 called Richard D1cks got a chuckle out of me. It might be a joke across all of them?

 

An old colleague of mine was called Gordon Bennett.

I also had a professor at uni called Richard Mold. Safe to say nobody shortened his first name.

 

Found today on the BBC football gossip page being linked with Forest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

 

Funnily enough the Jizz Horn is one of my names for little meister.

 

Cheers mate, TMI though.

 

There was a referee called Segar B*stard.

Found a Mona Cowmeadow while doing some research.

 

Not amusing, but yesterday I had a message at work from João Pedro.

Turns out he's a senior software developer on the side.

 

The samba rhythms of the IT department.

 

I've just been forwarded an e-mail by Lottie Groocock. I'm sure she did and plenty of it.

 

I used to have a developer here called that. Went off to work for a robotics company down south.

 

I had a work mate called Harry R Sewell.

 

My wifes CEO is call Ari Boozebib. Always found it amusing

 

Just discovered a bloke at work has the surname "Hamburger".

 

And his wife is called Pattie

 

The wife used to have a teacher called Master Bates.

 

My boss is called Thurston Urewilly

 

Is he called that by everyone, or just you?

 

I just made it up tbh, like most of the other people in here

 

I actually googled him / her / they to see the face. What a fool.

 

Had a mate called Peter O'Toole, who had an uncle Deadly and an uncle Enis.
At school there was a kid in my class called Neil Kerr, his middle name was Andrew. We had to write our initials followed by our surname on our exercise books. Our English teacher always delighted in calling him Knacker.

 

I had a chemistry teacher Mr. Pratt. Initials B. A. funny on similar levels.