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lol what do ya expect at half 2 in the morning

 

keenan it turns out was in snakes on a plane. kel has just dissapeared.

 

just for the record, if neighbours ever guest starred sir mcdonald, i would die a happy man. i thought the recent guesting of 'warney,' would be enough, but i want more.

 

Wasnt the rumour about Kel anyway? that he died in some car crash or something?

 

i heard car crash too. maybe it was keenan in a wheel chair and kel dead. either way, it leaves me grieving.

 

Only you would cry over keenan and kel..

who loves orange soda

 

Ah the Warne episode, legendary. It's ashame Mishka or whatever her name was, played a central role in that episode though.

 

stuboy, what are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!! mishka made that epidose with her mistranslated ways. oh what fun we had. you must be dead on the inside to say something like that.

as for you carly, it dosent suprise me that you wouldnt cry over the death of kennan and/or kel. you are definitely dead on the inside.

 

You fool Fan, Mishka is up there with that fat priest Rosie (Max's mum) as the most annoying and pointless Neighbours character ever! What we need is some English people in the soap, i.e me.

 

Who would cry over that fat annoying boy and his lanky fizzy pop obsessed friend!

Actually, your a neighbours fan so that just sums it up really

Watch a british soap!

 

there is no way mishka is on the same level as rosie. this is the inventor of the tazzle milkshake and homebrew vodka. as for english people, hell yeah! neighbours is the only thing that could make me feel nationalistic like that.

 

i dabble in corrie from time to time as its usually funny. hollyoaks aswell passes the time of day. but nothing, ever, could compare to neighbours.

 

Id go as far to say that a steaming pile of dog dung would compare quite nicely

 

given you have a crazy knife-mcdonald-me fetish, it wouldn't be a stretch to believe that you actually really rate steaming poo.

 

Back to the subject of this thread, because YOU didnt entertain me i was left to talk to my actual friends and was subjected to this...

[ < o > ] Da Devil [ | ] says:
LOL and they had this box full of "extra strong condoms with lube" giving out for free
[ < o > ] Da Devil [ | ] says:
the pictures inside the box are SO graphic !!!! and instructions like "when you are f**king, be sure to keep condom on"


thanks for that..

 

they had something similar at my hall bar last year. difference was the graphic pictures were mano-el-mano.

 

Yeh she was talking about a gay bar so im guessing they were that homoriphic.

Oh and re my fetish "knife-mcdonald-me", dont even try and put yourself up there with sir trevor mcdonald love!

 

I think this message board would make a f****** brilliant soap, Jimmy S always getting attacked, AD alway attacking people, fan and hornette carly talking about keenan, kel, the frosties div and trevor mcdonald, and the odd pointless post from randomers and lurkers, along with super me and y carefully planned ways to go out on a friday night with £10 and managed to go Kandi Klub that night, then wake up with nothing on Saturday, go to(in order) Lloyds Bar, One Bell, Revoloution, One Bell, Oneills, almost reflex until the Meridon Molester got ID'd and finally ended up in Kandi Klub ON NOTHING BUT SHRAPNEL!! what a weekend along with the tear up saturday night lol Ryan

 

That hurt my brain.

 

thats a rubbish weekend man. had you made it into reflex, fair enough, reflex is the one redeeming feature of the high street, but its just pubs. you're not going to make it into the soap unless you have an 80s experience.

 

lol thought it might do, it hurt mine typing it as it has been such a simple, yet compelling conversation of macci and k&k along with stabbings so far.

 

the way it should be!!

 

as far as condoms go, they were very amusing.
as for sir treveor, i think you me and him all know that i'm up there.

 

Fan your forgetting I did do all of this on a Tenner! LOL

 

that is an achievement, but i have a 2 stories about the 2 best days of my life which lasted with no money on the first occasion, and only 20 pounds on the other.

 

i won't believe you. i just won't.

 

I really hope they're not.....

Might have to do some of the same wishing i did about the frosties kid..

 

either the frosities kid commited suicide as a result of bullying from the ad, or he was already suffering from cancer and that is the reason he was in the advert in the first place, as a sort of last request.

 

Lol. You call me dead inside

 

hey, i'm grieveing for kennan or kel and the frosties kid. you just dont't care. you monster.

 

(you know i would stab you dont even deny it)

 

If you so wish to grieve for possibly the most annoying people born on this planet then you do that. I dont think i could ever watch tele with you., this stabbing arrangement is off.

 

bah. if you stabbed me it would be with something soft like a teddy bear instead of a knife.

 

i see this as hinting that you wish me to hit you with a teddy bear.

Sordid fantasies..

 

i'm soooo offended. please please please, i didnt mean it, pleeeease stab me...