1. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Thats what they all say! thought we had something going there.... Broke my heart into 15 pieces that one did...
     
  2. fan

    fan slow toaster

    thats the kind of bad ass renegade heart throb i am. i play by no ones rules, not even my own.
     
  3. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    haha that tickled me!
     
  4. fan

    fan slow toaster

    in the words of the children who sing in the asda adverts, 'its magic, you knooooooooow.' i really do love that advert.
     
  5. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    or the annoying xmas one with a little boy that screamed "ITS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

    I bet you loved that frosties advert too..."i can hear the sound of frosties hittin my plateeeeeeeeeeee, theyre gonna taste greatttt"
     
  6. fan

    fan slow toaster

    apparently that kid commited suicide. guess those frosties weren't so great after all
     
  7. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    lol dont actually lie! cus if he did i feel bad for wishing that he would..
     
  8. fan

    fan slow toaster

    its what i heard. but then i also heard that keenan (from keenan and kell, if you don't know who they are we can no longer speak with each other) had died and kel was in a wheel chair.
     
  9. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Pfft i used to love keenan and kel before keenan became so unbearable to watch that i grew out of nickelodeon altogether!

    i heard that one of them died, but if that one about the frosties kid is true i am going to hell
     
  10. fan

    fan slow toaster

    you're going to go to hell anyway. they don't look favourably upon people who appear on tonight with trevor mcdonald in heaven.
     
  11. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    That is an outright lie..

    Jesus loves me. Hes gonna love me more once ive Ashikodi'd you
     
  12. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i knew it was all a lie. you tell me you love me, then you kill me. what a fool i've been.
     
  13. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Oh woe is fan!

    lol ;D

    mwahahaha i just wanted a free meal and stabbing out of it ;)
     
  14. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i'm gonna tool myself up now. you try to stab me, i'll pepper spray you.
     
  15. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Sounds dirty. i like it.

    HAHA

    Im gonna get that spray that stains your face blue so the cops know who was a naughty little boy and tried to attack the innocent woman. bring it.
     
  16. fan

    fan slow toaster

    you do that and first i'll section you and then i'll smash up darius henderson's pretty face.
     
  17. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    jealousy gets you nowhere sweetheart ;)
     
  18. fan

    fan slow toaster

    it got me to where i am today thank you very much.


    alone, bitter and awaiting a stabbing.
     
  19. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    I stand corrected!

    But if your willing to smash Darius' pretty face up then i have to come to the conclusion you love me and basically want my ass.

    Mhmm. 1-0 to me
     
  20. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i'm going to have to come to the conclusion that if you want to stab me, you must have some bizzare knife fetish and basically want my ass. 1-1
     
  21. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Got me there! However i also said i would poke Trevor Mcdonald with my knife..

    thats gotta be at least 3-1 to me
     
  22. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i publicly rejected you. thats like 6-3 to me. infact you lose points for that. 6-1
     
  23. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    I actually have no comeback..
     
  24. fan

    fan slow toaster

    ha ha. who needs knives when i have words?
     
  25. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    try typing/speaking those words after the knife cuts all of your fingers off and your tongue.

    7-6 to me (5 points for sheer brutalness and intelligence)
     
  26. fan

    fan slow toaster

    you don't have the guts. it would be like killing a deer with screwdriver. you just wouldn't
     
  27. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Wanna dare me again wordsworth ;) (< that is so worth a point aswell)
     
  28. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i think you've won the points game as i said i was going to go to bed aaaaaaages ago, but you've somehow managed to keep me up. kudos.
     
  29. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    im good like that, its my speciality ;) dont feel bad, i can do it to the best of them

    haha its ok, your allowed to go to bed now!
     
  30. fan

    fan slow toaster

    thank you. i am now your humble servant. good night.
     
  31. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Ermm, excuse me, could somebody rename this thread, Fan & HornetteCarly talk s*** thread please! ;) Good, carry on.....
     
  32. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Damn, why leave it on a cliff hanger :mad:

    Wanted someone stabbed there, either the Manc, or the Whooooooosh lady :mad:
     
  33. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    It's almost as good as Fan's favourite soap, Neighbours. But with only two characters!
     
  34. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Clearly the same scriptwriter and I'm sure I saw the scenery wobble. Nice cameo role by Sir Trevor.
     
  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Lol! Classically odd thread there guys. Top notch weirdness that not even I can out-do...
     

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