[CONFIRMED] Maduka Okoye

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by reids, Nov 8, 2021.

  1. Gomes on the bench with David James.
     
  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Heard he had a bit of a nightmare when he arrived. The receptionist got his names round the wrong way. Thought Okoye was his first name.

    He told her, ‘No. It’s Maduka, honey.’
     
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  3. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Good lord

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    How many points is the inter-club catwalk competition worth a season?
     
  4. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    We're looking to sign this guy, just to balance it out.

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  5. They will end up as lovers...
     
  6. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

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  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Tacky, obvious tattoos - minus 2 points.
    Diamante earring - minus 4 points.

    Give me Philly Zink any day over this.
     
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    ‘Hustler’s Ambition’ - no wonder Scott and Gino signed him up.
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  10. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Don't forget Adam Parkes on loan at Dover, and I'm sure there's one we're missing! I know they're not all here now, but is it normal to have that many goalies?
     
  11. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

    Howes left a couple of years ago.
     
  12. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Just signed by Saudi Arabia FC now isn't he?
     
  13. Dr. Roland

    Dr. Roland Academy Graduate

  14. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    Yes, l meant Parkes. My error.
     
  15. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Gomes is planning to retire after the game, only to be wheeled out the next season in a desperately disappointing 6-0 loss at home to Premier League L*ton
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He's flipping draw dropping! What an absolute hunk!
     
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  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Whoops - meant 'jaw dropping' but it's such an obvious Freudian slip I'm not gonna edit it.
     
  18. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    Didn't realise he was in the Eredivisie team of the season.

    There with a certain Steven Berghuis.

    Could Okoye be the new Gomes?
     
  19. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Well, he isn't from the same country, and he didn't sign from Spurs, and he's never played for PSV, and he's in a different decade of his life to Gomes when he signed. But aside from that yes, he's practically the man reborn! ;)
     
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  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    With luck, the new Birdhouse
     
  21. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I tell you what, this guy is huge. The ball looks like a tennis ball in his hands.
     
  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I bet he'll look great for whoever he goes on loan to next season.
     
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  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Kimmy? Okoye? Look at moye Kimmy, look at moye…

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  24. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I think he played for Nigeria today at AFCON, anyone know how he did?
     
  25. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Scored twice.
     
  26. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Really Nath, pray tell me did he go up for two corners or score two own goals :rolleyes:
     
  27. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    He meant with women.
     
  28. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    When was this Chum, while he was actually playing in goal during the match or perhaps it was before or after the match :D
     
  29. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Both before and after, and frankly, who could blame them?
     
  30. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain



    Ooooer!!! Are you female Chumlax or are you just that way inclined? But regardless what ever turns you on :D
     
  31. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Neither; merely an aesthete.
     
  32. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Would.
     
  33. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Why would you? Seems harsh.
     
  34. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    You seem to have misunderstood. ;)
     
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  35. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    So u are into art then, so one has to ask why u are a WFC fan :D
     

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