Juan Jesus

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by El distraído, May 19, 2016.

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  1. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    There's only Juan Jesus,
    There's only Juan Jesus,

    He's got bread for a body,
    He's got wine for blood
    He' Juan Jesus
    He's really really good.
     
    Hairyfrog, May 19, 2016
    #36
  2. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I hope attackers don't wind him up too much, I reckon it wouldn't be too hard to get a rise out of him.
     
    miked2006, May 19, 2016
    #37
  3. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    Signing Jesus & Victor Moses would be a testament to the club's ambitions
     
    Nnnn, May 19, 2016
    #38
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Would rather we signed Barabus TBH
     
    wfcmoog, May 19, 2016
    #39
  5. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Markoa$, May 19, 2016
    #40
  6. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Considering he is GTs son , he doesnt bear much resemblance.
     
    BigRossLittleRoss, May 19, 2016
    #41
  7. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    [​IMG]
     
    cyaninternetdog, May 19, 2016
    #42
  8. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
     
    IRB, May 19, 2016
    #43
  9. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Yup, like this player

    International bright young thing
     
    fuzzy73, May 19, 2016
    #44
  10. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    "I wanna love you"

    "IBYT"

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2016
    IRB, May 19, 2016
    #45
  11. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    [video=youtube;FoXN-m6trGE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoXN-m6trGE[/video]
     
    Arakel, May 19, 2016
    #46
  12. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Underrated comment.
     
    ITK platypus, May 19, 2016
    #47
  13. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Cracking song.

    [video=youtube;u1xrNaTO1bI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI[/video]
     
    cyaninternetdog, May 19, 2016
    #48
  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Would have thought he might be competition for Gilmartin. I've heard Jesus saves.
     
    Moose, May 19, 2016
    #49
  15. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    cyaninternetdog, May 19, 2016
    #50
  16. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Cracking cover version

    [video=youtube;qpYW3qng78E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYW3qng78E[/video]
     
    BigRossLittleRoss, May 20, 2016
    #51
  17. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    [​IMG]
     
    cyaninternetdog, May 20, 2016
    #52
  18. lotiman

    lotiman Reservist

    My favourite so far!
     
    lotiman, May 20, 2016
    #53
  19. Zolas Zebra

    Zolas Zebra Academy Graduate

    Juan Jesus, come back here.
     
    Zolas Zebra, May 20, 2016
    #54
  20. gregibelieve

    gregibelieve First Year Pro

    Ian Holloway wont like us signing three players for the price of one.
     
    gregibelieve, May 21, 2016
    #55
  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Defender huh?
    He will dive for your shins
     
    Cthulhu, May 21, 2016
    #56
  22. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Favourite band?

    The Carpenters
     
    Cthulhu, May 21, 2016
    #57
  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Heard that he is a big hit with the ladies

    [holds arms out]
    He was hung like this
     
    Cthulhu, May 21, 2016
    #58
  24. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Anyway I wont hear a cross word spoken against him

    Right I'm done...
     
    Cthulhu, May 21, 2016
    #59
  25. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    Rides a motorbike ...

    His Triumph could be heard throughout Nazareth
     
    Godfather, May 21, 2016
    #60
  26. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I like this version too..

    [video=youtube;Rl6fyhZ0G5E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6fyhZ0G5E[/video]
     
    Smudger, May 22, 2016
    #61
  27. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Chant could be awesome. All sing 'DANG DANG DE-DANG DANG etc...Your own ('your own' replied from other side of Rookery) Personal, Jesus, someone to play on the left, someone who's there.....
     
    Moose, May 22, 2016
    #62
  28. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Haha - this would be amazing.
     
    Jumbolina, May 23, 2016
    #63
  29. Hornetzzz

    Hornetzzz First Year Pro

    WD sport are now reporting that he is a top target for us, and we are confident of getting him due to the fact that he worked under Walter at Inter. I'm a bit worried about this to be honest because pretty much every Inter fan says that he is ****.
     
    Hornetzzz, May 23, 2016
    #64
  30. AngelHornet

    AngelHornet Reservist

    Looks best suited as a Wing Back albeit on a you tube video.
     
    AngelHornet, May 23, 2016
    #65
  31. Jellyman

    Jellyman Squad Player

    It's fair to assume his name isn't pronounced like that though. Person Hey-Zeus doesn't have the same effect.
     
    Jellyman, May 23, 2016
    #66
  32. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I'm surprised they didn't deny knowing him.
     
    miked2006, May 23, 2016
    #67
  33. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    The Youtube vid of this fella was probably the most underwhelming I have ever seen of a potential target.
     
    zztop, May 23, 2016
    #68
  34. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I worked with a Spanish bloke called Jesus, it's pronounced hazoos.
     
    Diamond, May 23, 2016
    #69
  35. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    They also have a photo on that article of two other Inter players, Palacio and Guarin. Someone pointed it out in the comments.

    If they want to be taken seriously, they don't do themselves any favours
     
    nornironhorn, May 23, 2016
    #70
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