Juan Iturbe gone elsewhere

Someone should do that Hitler in the bunker s**** about Iturbe signing for Muff instead of us!

 

Er, the word excluded by the moderator is s p o o f!

 

Interesting view here (taken from WD Sport) - not sure he would have worked here, so possibly Muff is better suited to him.

"It looks like he was never going to cut it at Roma. This is a player of immense talent but perhaps not the intelligence to make it at a big club. I was never too keen on him. He was always a player suited to being a big fish in a small pond. He did well at a team like Verona who played for him. He has great skills, is a great dribbler, is very fast and is perfect for counter-attacking style of football. The problem is his decision making. It's intolerable. The manager at Verona said he's costing us great chances in front of goal. He needs to learn to play for a team and not himself. Perhaps at Bournemouth he can learn how to play for a team. If you are asking him to tackle and get stuck in, he isn't that man."

Mina Rzouki, Italian football expert speaking on BBC 5 live, European Football Show

 

Bullet dodged

 

You're an animal sir. None of that language on here.

 

Juanito Iturbe, with my laser eyes you have been weighed and you have been measured and you have been found wanting,

 

Quality use of A Knight's Tale..

 

I thought it was Belshazzar's feast, but you're right. The quote is different. Knight's Tale has improved on the bible.

Heath Ledgend.

 

So Anya, then?

 

Anya isn't a great dribbler to be fair, more of a kick and rush merchant

 

"I would not define this as close to London"

 

That is how I picture Relegation Certs.

Apologies RC if you are a cheery chappy really!

 

Bullet dodged

 

He's got the kind of face you'd just love to slap.

 

"they may be tinpot ...but they're paying me an obscene amount of money ...and I'm guaranteed a start in every match ...no matter how badly I play ...so screw you"

 

"Why am I sitting down and not in footy gear ? Well ever since I got here I've had this pain in my knee..."

 

'I simply could not work for a man with nicer cardigans than me.'

 

He looks simply thrilled to be there....

 

No Mr bond... I expect you to die

Mu wa ha ha ha

 

"Welcome Juan! What first attracted you to Bournemouth Football Club?"

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".... there is a nice beach"

 

FML ... I thought AFC stood for Arsenal Football Club? Where's my agent?

 

I'm giving very serious thought.... to eating you wife

 

The p155taking on this thread is to a very high standard. Very high.

 

Okay, I've been looking at this for 5 minutes now. Where is Lurking Bas?

 

Updated

 

'Disgruntled Iturbe' is absolutely my favourite forum meme for a very long time.

 

It just has so much potential.

 

In my best Kevin Keeganish................... "I would LOVE IT" if he was refused a work permit :naughty:

 

Still hasn't got a work permit. Would love it if he is refused.

 

Oh my god, there is no lady under the age of 65 in this town.

 

Is that Vydra in the background?

 

that's someone's knee, mate

 

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"Well if there was one place on Earth that could draw me away from Rome, it was Bournemouth...wait, did I just say that out loud?"

 

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"Bournemouth are very advanced in their medical treatment, many playrs have suffered knee injuries, but it is not a worry for me, they grow replacement knees on the wall behind me...I just pick one I like"

 

He just sat down, looked me up and down for ten minutes, shook his head, got up and walked out. Didn't even say a word. Mental.