Ismaila Sarr

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  1. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    Pipi au lit
     
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  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Sounds like a burlesque performer.
     
  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I played her in Dijon in 1988 I think!
    Good slice backhand.
     
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  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What was the highest ranking you achieved in British ladies tennis IBB ? Just out of interest.
     
  5. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    She sounds mustard.
     
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  6. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Les défenseurs du championnat pissent dans leur lit quand ils savent que leur prochain match est contre Ismaila Sarr.....
     
  7. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Tee hee!
    She didn't have to beat me on clay,more like cold custard!
    When I played in France I could win the first round, usually against a 12 year old. The next round I would grit my way through against a 16/7 year old and fail in the quarters to a 20 something.
    These were just rating tournaments,not tour events.
    Clay is a proper test of a player. Dismal that we don't have it as a staple surface in GB.
    Tennis clubs think it's dirty.
    Clueless.
    Like having Bayat as a tame agent...oh wait!
     
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  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Seeded highly ?
     
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  9. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Back in the dark ages they only ranked the top twenty and I wasn't in it.
    I did beat players as high as top ten but as a guide I lost 6-4,6-4 to Julie Salmon ( number 5-7) and 6-3 6-3 to Claire Wood ( number 3).
    I was and am ( especially as I'm now older than Deucalion) a better doubles player.
    My partner and I reached final round of Wimbledon qualies, twice and semis of GB nationals,back when they were played.
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I'd claim to have been 21st then. Who's gonna disprove that ? :)
    My best was getting knocked out in the 6th round at Wimbledon. But that was the FA cup under Steve Harrison at Plough Lane.
     
  11. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Any chance you could play centre forward for Watford this season?
     
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  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Julie Salmon had an unfair advantage with that prodigious leap of hers.
     
  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Oh I remember that game.
    Horrid.
     
  14. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Let me speak with my agent Mr Mogi...
     
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  15. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    ST at The Amex is Julie.
     
  16. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    If he stops sulking, then maybe.
     
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  17. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    There used to be clay courts on the cassiobury estate. Presumably now replaced by a synthetic court. Doesn’t Ismael live on the Casdiobury?
     
  18. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Do you mean when there were two separate clubs?
    They were both three court and named "Essex House" and "The Gardens". I seem to recall them having shale ( a relative of clay but not as good). They also had two dustbins in the corner of one court at one club and given that the run back was hardly Chatrier length,you could easily end up in one!
    They joined forces to become " Cassiobury".
    The clubs that is.
    Not sure where the bins are!
    Probably coaching somewhere!
     
  19. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Actually, they're starting upfront for Watford FC.
     
  20. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    Zaha linked with Chelsea tonight. He’s got one year left. If that happens, I reckon Sarr>Palace becomes a whole lot more likely.
     
  21. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Does the window close tomorrow or on Thursday as there are Premier league games over the next 2 nights?
     
  22. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Thursday
     
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  23. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Still 2 days to flog him then!

    Just get the feeling one of him or Pedro will suddenly be subjected to a last minute bid.
     
  24. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Palace will definitely come in with a low ball bid for one of them.

    Newcastle will be back for Pedro.

    Predictable that they will wait until Thursday with 5-6hours to go before the window slams shut.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It doesn’t “close”, it “slams shut”.
    Does it go back one day for the bank holiday ? My binmen are coming a day later this week.
     
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  26. WalthamstowHornet

    WalthamstowHornet Academy Graduate

    At least that means we have an extra day to get rid of Troost-Ekong.
     
  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Yes saw that yesterday am and Mr IBB nearly spat out his porridge!
    They're linked AGAIN with Gallagher and Lyle so who knows?
     
  28. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    It closes when Jim White says it can.
     
  29. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    You flash **** employing your own binmen. How the other half live :confused:
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I gave them the bank holiday off FFS ???
     
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  31. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Kind too. What a Gent.
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Well, they wanted double-time for Monday but I said no.
    Anyway, so do we think Sarr may be off to CP as a replacement if Zaha leaves ?
     
  33. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Yes.
     
  34. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    It’s well known that Gallagher and Lyle want to breakaway. They’ve been saying that for nearly 50 years.
     
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  35. That's the thing about Pedro. He wears his heart on his sleeve.
     
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