Inventions You Would Like To See

Why? The Soviets landed probes on Venus decades ago without any such solution.

 

True, I meant for the journey to Jupiter. Would take months and @SkylaRose wants humans to go. They would need gravity to keep them well.

Unless you want to a spaceship invented that can do a parsec per day and brake quickly enough to enter Jupiter orbit.

 

OK fine, but why do witches float ?

 

One thing I’d like that would make going to Glastonbury perfect is the ability to drink endlessly, and not need a wee when you’re in the middle of a crowd of 100,000+.

 

I can't remember whether it's because they are made of wood or weigh the same as a duck.

 

Venus/penis

 

Been doing some 90s drinking?

 

Fnarr.

 

A food replicator that makes healthy versions of all the good food, quantum manifestation, AI will probably invent it soon or some secret program has already.

 

‘Tea, Earl Grey, hot’.

 

The amount of doughnuts I could eat and not gain weight, bliss.

 

A decent England football manager to replace that donkey Southgate

 

I take it you’ve never eaten a proper tomato? (Not easy to find in the UK, granted.)

 

You can get taps that do ice cold water and boiling water. That’s got to end in tears.

 

https://www.thompson-morgan.com/p/tomato-tumbling-tom-red/tka1136TM

Will grow in a pot & loves hanging baskets

 

What are you talking about? I grow dozens of tomatoes every year.

What’s a ‘proper’ tomato?

 

Since when have farm shops gone out of fashion?

 

God, not this ******** again.

 

I want a machine that can paint ceilings without patches as well as a man that keeps telling you how BREXIT has been sold out and that Boris has been shafted nearly as hard as that nice Mr Trump.

 

You're just biosed

 

FORTRAN's sake!!! Enough of the puns!

 

A dark bulb.
The opposite to a light bulb, in that when you turn it on the whole room is flooded with dark.

 

"Fiiiiiiiish!"

 

transparent toaster

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004H62AQA?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_SF1G58KTSYXR

 

Thanks, that's on my Christmas list!

 

Uber to provide a service to top up my wine from the fridge

 

Some system of barriers, fences, noise alerts, deterrent smells etc, that keeps all animals off the roads.

 

Other solutions are already available.

 

Yes, it really annoys me when you get one tailgating you.