Inventions You Would Like To See

Like many gentleman of a certain age, my hairstyle is limited to a close crop these days. Which is fine, but it’s a bit of a faff to keep it neat each week.

And then I saw those robot lawn mowers and that made me think what if there could be something like that for your head? So while you are asleep, HairRobo (c) wanders gently over your scalp, to and fro, its powerful, yet noiseless motors, navigating the contours of the head, gently massaging the scalp. Voila! You wake up refreshed, hair on point everyday.

Naturally it’s going to need some clever arrangement of gimbals or some such other to keep it the right way round as you gently toss and turn, but I think the boffins can sort those details.

Anyone else got an invention idea they’d like to happen?

 

Teleporting like on Star Trek! Beam me up Scottie!!!

 

A misquote machine that serves a fine to those that get quotes wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_me_up,_Scotty

 

Binoculars with the option to take a professional quality photo/video of what you're looking at without having to switch to a camera/video to then record what you were looking at, minimal extra weight.

 

Something which can more quickly fry chips, cook chickens, bake potatoes etc using a combination of radiation and convection but which requires minimal cooking oil, hence making the food much healthier.

 

Yes, if only. Small, portable, far more economic to use. There just has to be a place in the market. Surprised no one has thought of this.

 

The invention I would like to see is invisible paint.

 

It might work with lacquer?

 

Non breaking elastic bands, and sellotape that instantly leaves a mark on the roll so you can find where to peel it.

 

Some kind of device that can spot which women are ovulating when on a night out.

 

It's already available. Have you not seen it ?

 

A device that could tell between a good and a bad egg

 

No but I would like to. Have you?

 

Yes, sure. It looks like this;











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Ban?

 

A fist-over-IP (FOIP) protocol would be top of the wishlist.

 

Need and artificial gravity solution too, beyond using centrifugal force.

 

A fast food restaurant whose base level product is a neatly made chip butty.

 

Oooh, now we’re talking!

 

Brain image recorder. Have a quick skip through what I dreamed the night before or instant playback mode to find out what it was I was thinking before Mrs Moose interrupted my train of thought.

 

A bad egg will float in water?

 

I think you're thinking of "witches".

 

Which is.

 

An even bigger, twattier pair of headphones for hipsters to wear on the tube.

 

That would be the cream on the biscuit if that happened .

 

Indeed - the icing on the trifle.

 

Evolution has already created on for you in the digestive tract which will efficiently eject the bad egg out of your body via a very rapid visit to the toilet .

Mother Nature thinks of everything .

 

And the good egg will sink, will not happen to a witch.

 

Do you like your witches poached , scrambled , fried or boiled ?

 

Careful , you re skating on thin trifle with that remark .

 

In a sandwitch obvs

 

A witches brew, thank you.