David Faupala

FIFA 14, you've lied to me.

I sign 'em on for 5 years at £800 as a future 1st teamer. I have 5+GK's who are rated as potentially 80-90 from 4 star scout...

 

TVOR is discussing whether Grand Wizard Elron can play CB.

 

I played Rune Quest for an hour with a mate from school

When I was 12

 

Faupala's not turned up yet. Not sure if it's a logistical issue or if there's a snag with the actual deal.

 

Deeney was supposed to meet him off the Eurostar. Never turned up.

 

...I heard Nosworthy was waiting for him and the poor lad legged it.

APPARENTLY Faupala is a fan of all his bones in the right places #itk

 

This thread all sounds a bit... Faux Pas

Excuse my French..

 

ive asked someone I know who works on Eurostar if they have seen him, I can confirm she had no idea what I was going on about

 

I wouldn't expect any news on this one tomorrow. I've heard it's thursday. #NoNewsThursday #itk

 

He's still not materialised. Not sure if this deal has gone sour.

 

So did he arrive or not ?

 

Eddie Oshodi picked him up from Stanstead on deadline day and he hasn't been heard of since.

 

Ferry got destroyed by Godzilla on the way over.

 

He had a fight outside a chip shop. FML.

 

It's Umaru Bangura all over again.

 

No he hasn't.

 

Found a Tweet from a Fifa agent @JenMendel

Jen Mendelewitsch
‏@JenMendel
Concernant David #Faupala le joueur a rompu son contrat avec le RC LENS et intenté une action prudhommale 1/2

Which translates to:

About David #Faupala Player has broken his contract with RC LENS and sued prudhommale 1/2

No idea what prudhommale means but this was posted yesterday

 

The second part to that tweet from @JenMendel goes on to say "Contrary to rumor, it (he) is not in Watford and is currently studying all the offers he receives 2/2"

 

Somewhat like an imprudent marriage, this entire thread resulted in nasty bickering and premature speculation.

 

It's just a type of court that deals with contract disputes.

 

This will be news to Watford who believed he was coming last Friday.

 

This will be Paul Merson all over again. Man City will buy his maman a new Indesit and he'll be oop north before you can say Aah Jeff it's a worldie

 

Well I guess if he doesn't sign he'll lose 300 twitter followers who have already welcomed him!

 

If he doesn't come he can do one..... (although technically he will already have done one).....

 

He went back to RC Lens:

http://www.butfootballclub.fr/1326825-rc-lens-lincroyable-retour-de-david-faupala/

Apparently it was all the fault of his agent who turned his head and whispered sweet nothings about fame, fortune and the ring road to him.

 

A shame. Let's hope he doesn't turn out to be too good!

In fairness, I'd rather we give Mensah, Jakubiak and Ikpeazu game time ahead of Faupala.

 

Never to be heard of again then!

 

snake

 

Told ya!

 

You're never too young to turn Watford down.

 

RIP Faupala's career.

 

Oops.

 

I predicted the Titanic would never sink!

He's playung well too..impressive so far