Colonel Sir Tom - Your Circuit's Dead, There's Something Wrong...

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, May 21, 2020.

  1. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Glad that's all put to bed now.
     
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  2. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  3. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    She could dig Tom up and have him do a 'float-a-thon' to, dunno, maybe raise funds for the NHS etc etc etc
     
  4. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  5. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

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  6. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    So it was turned down by the council and she went ahead anyway. Obviously thought that shouting "do you know who I am?" would be enough to force it through. Money grabbing egomaniac.
     
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  7. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    My heart bleeds.
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

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  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Think they got Plan A approved, built Plan A++ and then when the neighbours complained they put in a retrospective application for the tarted up version. Still arrogant though.
     
  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think ‘Captain Tom Spa and Demolition’ Sets could sell well to fund it.

    Kids will love the Captain Tom Spa and Demolition Set! Build a spa complex from construction bricks. Then demolish it with wrecking ball and bulldozer. Comes complete with Captain Tom figure.
     
  11. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

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  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    From garden laps to planning lapse.

    A cautionary tale for the ages.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Got to be honest, I'm sick of hearing about the middle East when this story is still going on. Come on British Biased Corporation! Cover the story that matters!
     
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  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What's happening in the Middle East ? Have they found those WMD yet ?
     
  15. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Woman of Media Deception?

    Certainly sounds like Captain Tom's daughter.
     
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  16. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Ha, very good.
     
  17. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Club Crook.

    Rhe lack iof morality, integrity and decency from the avaricious never ceases to amaze and simultaneously disgust me.
     
  18. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

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  20. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Other property, other holidays, other cars presumably
     
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  21. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Roll up, roll up, house for sale!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68896140

    This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the ultimate piece of Captain Sir Tom memorabilia. For the modest sum of £2.2m his family are prepared to hand the baton on to a new generation. You, yes you, could also walk 100 lengths of the garden path made famous by the dear old boy. Just don't walk 100 lengths in the direction of the site of the former Captain Sir Tom Memorial Spa (RIP), which has now been repurposed by his family who have harnessed the Blitz spirit and turned it into the veggie patch we know he always wanted. Gawd bless 'im!
     
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  22. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Odious bunch of swine-swilling ****s
     
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  23. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    No need to sugar coat it, tell us what you really think.

    If the house had a spa I'd be interested unfortunately therefore I'm out.
     
  24. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Corrected for you!
     
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  25. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    I bet I could beat his record of 100 laps.

    I could buy it, do 101 laps, sell the story to the media, and pay off the mortgage immediately.

    Printing money.
     
  26. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Ghastly bunch of leaches
     
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  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    You’re getting confused with Jack and his family.

    Leeches.
     

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