Brain Quiz

Bingo. 3 points.

 

For the benefit of someone who had a mere 2 hours sleep last night for emergency reasons etc please could you explain how that's the answer?

 

The survey showed that a higher percentage of people use a lift on their way to their job than any other mechanical means of transport.

 

?

Walking is a mechanical process. It relies on 'physical forces or motion' (from the OED).

I can guarantee that more people walk during their journey to work than use the lift, otherwise how do they get into it?

I think I deserve at least half a point.

 

Right, first of they have to get into the lift somehow as Evasive said walk or something, this is also judging on what the peoples occuptions were in the area they surveyed. E.g a group of people in Canary Wharf or New York, then yes I can understand a lift may be up there. However take some people in the country, like Farmers, Builders, Policemen on the beat, Postman Market stall traders.

Inaccurate question there me thinks judging by it.

 

I suppose the question was "what did the survey say?" (queue/Kew etc that Les Dennis bloke "our survey saaaaaaaaaaaaays.... BURP!") not necessarily a SCIENTIFIC correct answer.

Remember. People are generally THICK (as illustrated by the majority of this forum).

Survey BURD: How do you get to work sir?

THICKO call centre worker: Durrrrrrrrrrrrr. (attention span of a fish) I used the lift.

Survey BURD:How do you get to work sir?

RTC: I used my racing bike. I do 40 kilometres a day.

Survey BURD: Mmmmmmm... you must be well FIT!

RTC: Not as fit as you sweetheart. Wanna discuss it over a BEER?

 

...

 

Don't worry about him mr ciff, he's mentally unstable.

 

Comedy not your strong point, is it ciff?

Get back to goryholes and pick a "Team for Cov" or something.

 

:]]

 

RTC

Cude
Arfur
that sta character
Away

u67 or whatever he calls himself
Osopher (on loan from TDS)
Wobbly (on loan from TDS)
Watfordnorfnorfwatford etc

Token BURD belonging to a minihoolie
That clown Hornetrye

Aidy can buy the BEER

 

That team probably stands as much chance as as the one we actually put out on Saturday. Not sure about the goalie though.

 

I'll go sub.

You can play instead, Of.

We'll stick one of the fat*******s in GOLE (plenty to choose from)

Mind you, away was a fair keeper as a YOOF.

 

You even got my position correct I feel honoured.

 

Q9. How many grooves are there on each side of a standard 33 1/3 record album that has six songs on each side?
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A. Just one

 

One

 

Two (one on each side). No wait..one like he says


Edited for being a numbnuts and not reading the question properly

 

3 points

 

Cudey. You look like the rugged right back of yesteryear.

Uncompromising.

I think the team will be strengthened by the return of warehouse to the back four. I think of him as our Danny Shittu.

Young Webster must be knocking on the door for selection also.

 

Naa stick Warehouse in goal, and get Of to do the half time kebabs, and beers etc.

 

Q11. Ten coins are arranged as shown. How can you move just one coin so that when added, either vertically or horizontally, two rows of six coins will be formed?



Same image also attached to this post for those who can't see the above.
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A. Put the coin at the top of the vertical line ON TOP OF the coin that joins the two lines

 

Put the coin at the top of the vertical line ON TOP OF the coin that joins the two lines

(It's so much easier to draw it rather than describe it)

 

-0---
-0---
0(0x2 stacked)000
-0---
-0---

 

3 points. Cude was right too, but late.

The next question I will post in 10 minutes. It's a tad tougher

 

I even took the time to draw it out neatly.

 

Course not, I got paid for doing that :]]

 

Q10. Jacqui Oatley is lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in her death, yet there is no trace of blood. Jacqui's body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could she have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

A bonus point for why anyone might want to murder the lovely Jacqui.
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It was a water bed and the scissors were used to puncture it, she drowned.

Bonus point was for last weeks commentary

 

Not murder.

She did us all a favour and cut through a live electric cable after listening to her "commentary" from last week.

 

Someone cut the plug in Hospital?

 

You're all being bang out of order, she's LUVLY.

It's not her fault some n o n c e decided she didn't have to make the tea anymore.

(n o n c e is banned ???)

 

It was a water bed and someone used the scissors to puncture it and she drowned?

She slept with The Lump.

 

Not a bad guess. Although I imagine this would also leave another dead (and incredibly stupid) body next to the LUVLY Jacqui

 

3 points

Bonus point to RTC for the commentary as reason for murder (all in jest of course)

 

Q11. Professor Mariappa was on a dig for fossils and other artifacts in the far north, (rather than sit on the bench). While digging through the layers of snow and frozen tundra he came across a perfectly preserved body of a man. Upon closer examination Mariappa leaped for joy at the magnitude of his discovery. The frozen body was none other than that of Adam from the Bible. What was it about this body that convinced the professor that this was Adam?
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A. The body had no belly button

 

His 9ct Gold identity bracelet