Best way to kill a student?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Bubble, Jan 9, 2007.

  1. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i stopped going to lectures when they became 2 hour marathons. Too hard to keep paying attention. Annoying though as i found out today that i missed all of the mocks because of it which means i technically can't complete the year. Its only a technicallity though so my shining intellect should see me through.
     
  2. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    There are a few of the little cnuts on here i wouldn't mind seeing dead.

    Unwashed, tax dodging barstewards.
     
  3. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Isn't it time for your anger management class? ;)
     
  4. Greek God

    Greek God Reservist

    charming....
     
  5. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Cancelled.
     
  6. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    i agree with this:)
    also, take nieghbours off air as when i was a student i knew i had to get up when i heard the intro music
     
  7. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    Sometimes I feel the same, even though I haven't finished yet.

    At least it is in the sciences, an area which seems to be avoided like the plague these days, due to the fact that it is thought of as HARD :eek:
     
  8. i find a shotgun works best:eek:
     
  9. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    You do biological things and you risk Dave?? thought you woulda known better!!! :p ;D ;D ;D
     
  10. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    I find it hard trying to do my accountancy lectures at night college, after doing a full days work. So tiring!
     
  11. Golden Army

    Golden Army Academy Graduate

    Long Live Pro Evo, Neighbours, Tax Exemption and No TV Licenses.

    STUDENTS 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. fan

    fan slow toaster

    the accounting lectures i've been too were tiring even during the day. numbers.

    i dont think being a student has any benefit in terms of t.v licenses. Yeah we don't pay, but i wouldn't even if i wasn't a student.
     
  13. Golden Army

    Golden Army Academy Graduate

    So True
     
  14. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Certainly are, imagine working with accounts during the day, then learning the stuff in the evening :eek:

    Can't wait till its over though:)
     
  15. fan

    fan slow toaster

    pro vo tournaments fuelled by seemingly non-stop beer and dodgy 75% rum from the bottle shop. note - neighbours viewers must use as much spiggin terminology as possible. Bottle shop, not offy. Belgian!
     
  16. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Fan, you students really are the biggest caketakers the world has ever seen!

    Like the avatar by the way, although the old logo before 2005 is still the best!
     
  17. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    i have scrubbed him with ethanol
     
  18. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    Are you sure that's legal?
     
  19. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    am i bovvered?! ;)
     
  20. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Amen to that, all this animosity towards us students is a bit harsh, i mean i have 9 hours of lectures a week and a couple of seminars, i'm almost struggling to find time to see the lads for pro evo and footy manager. It's a tough life......
     
  21. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I think theyre all just jealous.
     
  22. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    nope, cos currently, im doing less work than even you and getting paid a *****load for it!!
     
  23. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Ditto!
     
  24. davidnewtonwfc

    davidnewtonwfc Reservist

    Really.... please tell the secrets of finding said job... ;D
     
  25. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    do a degree!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  26. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i seriously doubt you could be doing less work than me. And if grants, tax exemption and student loans (a.k.a free money) count as a wage, then i'm being paid for it aswell. saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe
     
  27. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    u have done NOTHING today, and for most of this week!
     
  28. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    oh and student loans are not free money... you just wait!
     
  29. fan

    fan slow toaster

    since tuesday i have put myself on a fairly punishing revision schedule, but that is merely a response to the complete lack of work i have been doing since september.
     
  30. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    must be really punishing if you can spend time on here;)
     
  31. fan

    fan slow toaster

    we see punishing as two different things then i guess (insert sexual innuendo here)
     
  32. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    lol

    hey we shouldn't kill ALL students - they will be working when i retire and this in the circle of life means they will be paying for my retirement and NHS bills when I get even more old and useless!!!!

    A much higher tax burden it will be too hopefully, with the ageing population;D
     
  33. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    I can't remember who said it but it always makes me laugh

    " always be nice to your children as they will choose your retirement home "

    ;D ;D ;D
     
  34. fan

    fan slow toaster

    As soon as i do my degree i'm emigrating. Going to find somewhere sunnier with a bit more culture.
     
  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Isle of Wight?
     

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