Best way to kill a student?

For me it's got to be punched to death...

Discuss

;D

 

ha ha ha!!!

Ensure that their pot noodle deliveries don't get through?

 

Good call, revoke their student loans and tv license...

 

they dont have TV licenses!

 

Tax dodging bas*ards ;D

 

exactly!

 

No student loans = painful death for the tax dodgers

therefore:

No students = nice quiet bars in Manchester and the ability to get a drink the from bar without waiting for half an hour

therefore:

Stuart and friends are happier when out drinking (not Stella!)

 

I'll have you know I paid over £200 in tax in 4 months last summer ;D Then the EU went and gave me a non-repayable grant of £1700, which was awfully nice of them I feel. When I spend it I think of poor Polish sweatshop labourers paying their taxes so the EU can keep me beered up ;D;D;D

 

they would just get the money off their parents

 

UEA I think you'll find most of that money comes from the British tax payer as we pay the most into the EU.

Actually I also got a grant out of the blue from the EU of about £300 when I was at Uni. I'm paying it back indirectly in my taxes now!

 

We don't pay the most. My froggie friends over here and the krauts just over the river top that league!

 

Don't France get more back than us though? Not sure about Deutschland.

Tax

Students (how things change when you leave Uni, I think it's envy really!)

 

i'm never gonna get a job man. fight the power.

 

Coming from firefly who has a wonderful boyfriend that pays for everything!!!

 

given the choice between uni and doing what most other people around my age on these boards are doing, i know i've done it right.

 

Agreed ;D

 

have to agree with fan.

 

well, I went and it didnt do me any harm!

although my degree was HARD, not some doss like most of them!

 

What did you do just out of interest?

 

Microbial and Cellular Biology

 

Rather you than me...

 

in a funny kind of way, i really enjoyed it! even though it did make me quite ill with all the stress!

 

My course isn't as easy as others either, doing business but always have something on the go whether its a test or coursework.

 

but how many hours do you do a week..!?

 

This isn't going to turn into a 'you have it so easy' debate is it?

 

maybeeeeeeeeee

 

Tut tut, and I would have thought with your higher intellect...

 

roughly about 6 lectures and 6 seminars a week, ranging from 9am to 6pm. Not a lot I know but we have at least 1 exam every 2 weeks and have about 10 courseworks this year, already done 4.

 

i shall refrain from saying 'easy life'...!!

 

In my last year at Uni I had 3 hours a week. 2 on one day and 1 on another. I enjoyed those 5 days I had off.....

 

ha ha!!! ;D

 

my brother does law and only has to go in twice a week, thats shocking. At least I go in everyday.

 

I'm a geeky loser and go in 9-5 every day, even if I don't have anything (9-4 is on WFCForums [JOKE!])

 

The best bit was my housemate had to be in Uni everyday at 9am. He wasn't too pleased that I got to lie in all week! Ahhh blissful days of sleep and beer....

 

lol, na its usually lecture then 5 hour break which entails going to the gym, canteen, wfc forums then going round to someones flat to play pro evo. Then I get home and work for hours doing coursework, why don't I just do it at uni?