Bargain Hunt

Christina is going to talk about an area of collecting that is on the up.

I think we all are at the mo.

This is a big one she says. Why thank you.

Beaded apron.

Now a nice necklace. Pearl?

Look for signs of wear round the back.

The Black one. Gosh she says.

Talking about these wonderful objects. Glad to oblige.

Red Harridan is a real breaker of balls.

Felt monkey. He likes she doesn't. Careful now BBC, have you warned about potential misconstrued legacy language.

Why found something really pretty say the Reds. Yep, she's back on in a bit.

Trilly silver time. Sheffield silver tea caddy.

We are being led by you hisses Red Witch as her eyes narrow at Trilly. Obviously, not used to not getting her way.

He's a nice size says Trilly and the Steiff Walrus is too.

Red Bloke is supposed to be haggling but Red witch won't let him.

Keeping everything crossed says Princess. Surely not everything. Boo,

Some real tat bought by Chuko's Blues.

You're a cheeky monkey says Christina with a Dirty Laugh.

Go out and splash she says. Not far off doing that.

Thank you for having us.

She's got that lovely black top on now.

A lovely piece. Yes, you are.

 

Bluebloke disparaging common anglepoises. moog will approve.

Princess at valuation table oozing class in simple black top and lovely hair. Now I'm oozing.

NSBHP stalwart Weeks doesn't like monkey faces..

"I can see you flashing online....i need two, if you're coming" BBC filth.
"W*nk me up to two hundred" did he just say?!

 

Christina in full Vamp mode now.

Lamp would fit into the Wokesbunker.

Wokesfuhrer does not like the Monkey.

Oh dear the overtones.

Red witch speaks over her hubby slave.

The pig monkey makes a loss.

Scent bottle makes a profit. More in keeping to the Wokesfuhrer's taste.

Beardy Martin on the phone.

Walrus flops.

Trilly's BB is a an enamelled brooch, David Anderson.

Ah Danish says Red Witch. He's Norwegian you harridan.

Achtung Scandi Style. He loves it. 80 notes, he values 80-120.

Straight in at 100. It flies at rises to 240.

160 profit. Superb Trilly. 153 overall profit thanks to your expert.

Bauhaus lamp from Bela Lugosi's Desk.

Big 49 profit.

Desk ink well makes a loss. It was a bit shiiit.

Monkey time. Will Weeks bury his prejudice.

It goes for 10, a loss of 19.

Chuko's BB is real bin ware trunk. Only a tenner. So can't lose much.

Tin pot tin trunk.

He should be OK says Wokely.

Lots of Dirty Laughing today.

It makes a profit.

+36 overall profit.

You've been a joy to have she says. And you.

 

The sexual energy between Christina and Treepants is palpable. They definitely banged on that valuation table as soon as the cameras stopped.

 

Some huge prices being achieved by Weeks for the big items. Only the crappy cheapish stuff falling short.

 

"distressed finish"
Princess dirty laugh.
She finds a good finish to be very de-stressing, i bet.

Good contest today. Ups 'n' downs. Like a football 3-2.

 

Stunning today. Cold shower time.

 

ha, yes:
"Lamp would fit into the Wokesbunker."
Very April '45.
He could put monkeyface under it for interrogation too.

 

Red Witch reminds me of Suella Braverman in personality and attitude. Poor sod Beardie Blue Bloke. No boating for him.

 

The filth archive from March last year will now be delved into ........

Reg:
Thank Friday, it's Christina.



Christina starts by holding a booming wang.

Don't fancy a try Adam asks Christina. Yes please milady.

Wow this is a big one, coos Christina.

Some excellent dirty laughing.

Blue bloke is called a cheeky monkey with a dirty laugh by our hostess.

Moog:
Can't wait for Reg's compilation of Christina's facial expressions today. Gonna be hot.

[Comment: You won't be disappointed ]

Reg:
Mildly revealing tight top.

Fingering the button.

She loves a cheeky monkey.

Trilly has a good feeling about the Reds.

Gareth Southgate Red Bloke.

I can see you flashing away on line. Are you coming? Snigger.

Trilly cleans up.

Moog:
Beanpole auctions. My estimate for success changes considerably for the positive.

Tim is totally gonna bang Christina after this. They are flirting like mad.

OT78:
yeah, very 'Cointreau advert' vibe today.
she looked sensational at the valuation table.

Reg:
Yup, really stunning.

Moog:
Bliss knows her jewellery

Reg:
Unlike Tubby Tom Tom, the rotund one

Moog:
She absolutely nailed it with that BB. Well done screechy

Lamp does better than I expected. What do I know?

Reg:
It was still sh1tty skipware though. Like the concrete lump a day or 2 ago.

Harefield:
She is looking exceptionally luscious today, isn't she ?

[Comment: Yup, especially gorgeous]

Reg:
Blimey, that sh1tty lamp makes 50 quid.

That Monkey's Tail in an inappropriate place.

Dreadful bin-rescued tin trunk.

Christina takes the p1ss out of it. LOL.

OT78:
good episode!

Fairplay to Trilly - for the second time this week...

Reg:
Something for later? Has he got wood?



Hello Boys!!




The pure Thrill of Leominster/Leminster.







The 2 million pound moment:



Sam Handjob-Maiden: Fang mask with good providence today, dating from the late 19th century, could be a couple of million pounds.
Christina: £2 million?
Handjob-Maiden: Yes.
Christina: Wow.

Moog:
This is making me want to stop procrastinating about going to the gym

OT78:
BH & the gym: both venues where you tend to lose pounds

jeez, now you've got me thinking of Christina in gym kit.

easy way to lose 10ccs, anyway

Reg:
There are obviously several episodes shot on the day for Leominster Series 58 featuring Christina. Perhaps the BBC will do the decent thing and release them as a box set in 4K UHD. Who needs Emanuelle in Bangkok when you can have Christina in Leominster. Come on Auntie Beeb give us the full works.

 

2-handed bell fondling filth.

 

Ah yes. Heres a pic. Sadly her hand partially obscures her f holes (as has been mentioned before, yes that is the proper name for them)

 

oh my goodness! Pure filth. On daytime television. Whatever happed to the watershed?

 

Blue Bird tries to mimic Christina's Visions of Ecstasy but ends up looking like the blind teacher out of Kung Fu.

 

no cream jugs today!
Pass the metal trunk - I can wipe up any splashes with the scary toy monkey.

 

Trilly succumbs to the Alien Invasion.

 

When the Princess is on from Leominster you certainly need a hard solid object to cover up your Boomerwanging interest.

 

Christine The Supreme in Leominster Lobby Cards I:

 

Christine The Supreme in Leominster Lobby Cards II - Across the Valuation Table (full size bonus):

 

tossing bits of wood that keep coming back... only to be tossed again..

 

I considered replying with a screen shot of the opening maps from Dads Army, but thought better of it.

 

Christine The Supreme in Leominster Lobby Cards III -The Climax (full-size again because they're worth it):

 

The Rise of the Nazis programme on last night on BBC4 was the source. As soon as I saw it I knew it had to be used for today.

 

I wonder if the little handcuffs/manacles on the wrists of her jumper are sending out a secret signal??

 

Re-up from March last year with additions.
BBC approved preamble:
Leominster 25
Series 58
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000tym2
Christina Trevanion heads to Leominster in Herefordshire for today’s Bargain Hunt. With the expert help of Kate Bliss and Ochuko Ojiri, the red and blue teams battle it out in the Secondhand Warehouse and Antiques Centre to see who can buy the most profitable three items to take to auction. Christina also learns about tribal art as she looks at boomerangs, beaded bags and African masks.

The Translation:
The lovely fragrant Christina is in Leominister/Leminster, famous for once being satirised in an episode of the much lamented late Victor Lewis-Smith's Ads Infinitum. The location is at the excitingly named Secondhand Warehouse and Antiques Centre which really screams high quality items for the well-heeled and not the usual careworn tat and jumble of an indoor fly-tip. Joining the gorgeous one are the well-healed Trilly Bliss and ready for action Commando Chuko, dressed and ready for covert, bridge-blowing operations, tat surveillance, and running around with no undercrackers on. Don't think that will go down well in sleepy Leominster, straddling very safe Tory seats. No doubt the presence of Chuko will alarm some of the local Daily Mail readers. Auction is with Wokesfuhrer Treepants Weeks, directing Auctionkreig from hi Colditz style Bunker in Chippenham, which is incidentally twinned with Berchtesgaden. It's summer and the drive East is making excellent progress so the portents are sehr gut.

The Staff:
[Gaffer] Steamstress Christina Trevanion, she sets the heat controller to 11
[Red Team Expert] Posh Kate Shrilly Trilly Bliss, the tighter her dress, the shriller she gets
[Blue Team Expert] Ochuko Commando Chuko Ojiri, commando on top, let's hope he's not commando below
[Auctioneer] Timpole Tudor Wunderbar Weeks
[Auction Location] Wessex Auction Rooms, Chippenham
[Miserlin Rating] Unlisted

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The Teams:
[Red Team] Married beardy planner and admin harridan and wife, if Rylan Clark was married to Suella Braverman.
(Challenge: Form of an animal)
[Blue Team] Retired married couple, he used to work in the jewellery quarter
(Challenge: Found on a desk)

The Shopping:
Reds: Japanese monkey and piggy Netsuke boxwood toggle (35 Challenge) OK, Birmingham silver and blue enamel topped glass scent bottle (75) solid buy, Steiff Walrus cuddly toy (45) topend.
Blues: Crappy Art Deco desk lamp (99 Challenge) OK, Desk inkwell (18 Challenge) good, 1930s felt monkey (28) topend.

The Distraction:
The Angel with a Dirty Face (and Laugh) learns learns about tribal art as she looks at booming wangs, ballded bags, sacks of hairy nuts, and handles African ebony totems. Sam Angry Maiden shows her plenty of wood and and demonstrates his magnificent tools.

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The Auction:
Reds: Japanese monkey and piggy Netsuke boxwood toggle (small loss), Birmingham silver and blue enamel topped glass scent bottle (nice profit), Steiff Walrus cuddly toy (loss).
Trilly's BB is a David Andersen Norwegian enamel brooch (80), 80-120, 240. Superb find Trills. 160 note profit. Excellent.

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Blues: Crappy Art Deco desk lamp (large profit), Desk inkwell (small loss), 1930s felt monkey (loss).
Chuko's BB is a bin rescued Tin trunk (10), 10-20, 20. A tenner profit for a real piece of rubbish.

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The Aftermath:
Auction Centre isn't too bad and it serves up some decent items. Christina always looks good, but in this set of episodes from Leominster, she looks absolutely stunning, particularly in that nice and simple black top. Doesn't this emergence from Lockdown look most appealing. Decent Auction with Weeks. Big items sold really well and made great profits while the small items made losses. Bin-rescued BB makes a small profit for Chuko's Blues in contrast to Trilly's find of a superb stylish brooch which went for 240 notes, a 160 GBP profit for her Reds. So both teams make overall profits with the Blues making an excellent 3-figure sum. We also learn that naughty minx Christina loves a cheeky monkey.

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The Hi-Kick:
Outdoor Covid diagonal kick on uneven grass. Looks like it's in someone's back garden. Decent kick. Decent coordination. Tidy hostess. Nice angle. Yes, YES!!

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Is she your Prisoner of Love?

 

If after an overdose of the super sizzling steamstress you crave even more excitement then this Poliziotteschi/Eurocrime films and trailers playlist is for you:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZoc4cN7TGHl5SSaI_vM-J0glezcQK9r0

 

OH, IF ONLY!

THAT WOULD BE...

 

Clock watching in anticipation of todays new episode.... be still my beating heart!

 

The Big C says Wokesfuhrer. Cancer. Big C0kk. Get it out he demands.

Duh, you could try and haggle the price down. Finger wag at the Blues.

Idiot Blues trying to discount 1 note below the 75. It's your big spend you bell-ends.

Ron's a lovely man says Dizzie. @TIMMY WANNACOTT Are you called Ron?

The Wokesfuhrer returns the salute.

 

Weeks applying an old shrink trick there (the 'instant hand').
I wonder whether he has studied those dark arts. Would help him at the rostrum, tbf.
I bet The Trangessor would also be interested in mind control techniques, although for rather different purposes. ('listen to my voice...you are feeling sleepy, oh so sleepy...')

 

Dizzie fingers and prepares the Anal Beads.

 

Weeks wants to get somethibg he really likes. Something from the 1930s perhaps? Maybe from Germany?

 

Tubby hoping to play an old fashioned game of Strip Whist.

What the Butler Saw picture playing cards for randy Victorians.

These are Fun Cards. Cough.

No gains without pains. Tubby eyes steam up over thoughts of his special nightclub Tubbyfellows.

The internet is strong says the Dalek.

The Dalek very dismissive of most of the items.

Worn Anal beads.

Weeks modestly.confesses to be stylish.

The Reds REJECT despite being in the Red.

Serves them right as it meets a profit. LOL.

Cheap rubble says The Old Fossil regarding the fossils.

Anal beads make a loss, monetarily.

Anal Beads and a hand blown object for Dizzie today.