3 word story

swallowed a badger

 

then ate a

 

big block of

 

danny shittu shitt

 

then he was

 

unable to swim

 

in the big

 

which was filled

 

with various vegetables

 

that were tescovalue

 

damn good. However

 

they were mouldy

 

which made him

 

and smelt off

 

al banguras left

 

foot which was

 

both the same.

 

2 toes short

 

From Chronic Bird

 

flu. Fecking turkeys

 

said the owner

 

gobble gobble gobble

 

went fred the

 

hamster who was

 

A big supporter

 

of luton town

 

so we tortured

 

him with a

 

firey, sharp, acidic

 

big brown stick

 

He enjoyed it

 

up the dirtbox

 

just like a ​

 

luton supporter does.

 

wow said the