3 word story

big purple monkey

 

from ivory coast

 

as he hopped

 

along the beach

 

where the sand

 

is so sweet

 

and tastes like

 

rotting feet. He

 

ate all the

 

pies, like the

 

trim Sam Allardyce

 

(i love you for that) lol

 

And then wanted

 

some more, so

 

always feed the

 

pie eating man

 

or the goat

 

lots of fresh

 

ripe turnips or

 

old rotting tomatoes

 

otherwise they will

 

not be happy

 

and eat you

 

and kiss your

 

smelly green feet

 

with their big

 

oversized hands they

 

can't find gloves

 

that fit. Crocodiles

 

are really very

 

much like humans

 

and are very

 

unhappy, when humans

 

stick big rabbits

 

in the freezer