[RUMOUR] Érik Lamela

Unless he can play left back he can sling his hook.

 

There's only one i, and no t maybe it's the É that's taking the time...

 

He's now following Kaboul & Zarete on twitter

It's happening

 

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Shame we didn't have Lemina and Lamela in the same team. Would be a nice tongue twister for the pundits.

 

From what I remember he can play central midfield too.

 

Popped in to see the physios unfortunately

 

Well played everyone. I genuinely cannot tell if this whole thread is sarcasm based off one guys tweet with no facts or detail to it...

 

Which squad number do you think he'll get?

 

All these new attacking players is great, but where's the quick, top-class central defender we need?

 

Seems entirely possible, and Pozzo-esque. But the thread reminds me of that smell in the old scouts field down the end of the Holywell after the cattle had been on a bean feast with prune concentrate.

I'm enjoying it, don't get me wrong, just sensing Forum-bulls-banter.

 

We get Lamela, Spuds get first refusal on Richard Alison or Penaranda

 

Never. *******. Heard. Of. Him.

 

The man at ESSO has heard nothing. He said that its clear that half a dozen of my closest friends in the world are lying to me and to prepare myself for a big let down. Wasn't clear if the latter comment meant it's bull**** or that we'll sign him and he'll be bull****.

 

This is pretty much a record breaking whoosh attempt on this thread.

 

Very well coordinated. Even respected pillars of the forum fraternity playing along. No major news outlet bites though which must be disappointing. Shame. Thought we'd be able to announce this at the same time as the genuine Wimmer signing later today.

 

So what's new?

 

You say Lemina I say Lamela - lets call the whole thing off

 

My wife who's ITK says it's definitely happening. (ITK = in the kitchen)

 

No sign of those t,s yet. It seems maureen in the canteen doesnt start until eight thirty and then they have wait for the burco to boil, as for coffee not a hope as luke took his jar of kenco when he left.

 

Nightwimming, deserves a quiet night..

 

Sexist.

 

Maybe. She's back in the bedroom now and says it's definitely not happening.

 

Has this **** signed yet ?

 

I've heard that Maureen hosts parties where her ts are dotted repeatedly by groups of strangers, because she's absolute filth.

 

A wim away, a wim away....

 

Will be touring the petrol stations between London Colney and Seven Sisters to find out the latest on this one. Will report back.

 

Can you pop by WGC and fill my car up at Morrisons please?
I'd do it myself if it wasn't for this dashed idleness!

 

Save time. Limit yourself to ESSO. BP and Tesco know jack **** about our incoming transfers. Very disappointing.

 

I'm not sure all these people understand - its not like years ago

 

Erik lamela is like that boy at school who would wee in a beaker then offer it to you claiming it was orange juice

 

I suspect your wife says that a lot to you in the bedroom...

 

She sometimes even says it to me.

 

and me

 

That's funny, whenever I'm there she always tells me it's on