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Or maybe Gosling's "illness" is a signal that he's ill.

 

To be fair I do understand that suggesting that is a bit stupid but it’s definitely a small possibility.

 

I'm as up for a transfer conspiracy as anyone, but if he weren't ill, I'm sure he'd have been in the squad on Tuesday and against Brighton!

 

Makes sense why they're offloading for what sounds like only £3m. Freeing up some wages for the little upstart that is Ilaix Moriba from Barca. The 18-year-old that recently refused a £100,000 per week contract.

 

By the sounds of it, they won't be getting him!

 

Time to stop taking those crazy pills and remove the tin foil helmet there lad.

 

Neither actually. But I'm good at touching nerves. Especially yours. Gee whiz, still upsetting you by my presence after all these years. Still, makes it all worthwhile. X

 

Well he is 32...

 

Pozzo assest stripping again. We'll be relegated before xmas with Etebo, Cleverly, Quina, Gosling and Kutcher as are midfield

 

Haha, if you think your stupidity and negativity upsets me you are sadly mistaken.

Every Forum has its token negative ****, you just happen to be ours and you make everyone else look intelligent.

Carry on, you serve a useful purpose!

 

Ah ZZ, never change. It wouldn't be a day in your life if you didn't call strangers on the internet 'horrible' names. Keep mashing those keys in anger son. Hopefully you'll find some happiness one day. All the best.

 

The mania which some folks exhibit in trying to find something to be unhappy about is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

Complaint A - <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm> <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm> <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm>. Wait, what? It's sorted?

What about EFFING B!?!?!?!?! <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm> <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm> <rant> <whinge> <blamestorm>

Bizarre.

 

Who gave you the right to just start handing out my title willy nilly?

 

I was being kind, toned down and polite, as instructed by your mate, Moog.

It's quite funny, you hand out abuse at all our players, all of them real people, and our club 24/7, then get all upset if someone has a go at you, someone who remains anonymous.

Have a drink and calm down.

 

Is this zztop the guy who was the laughing stock of the politics section? I find him a fascinating character. Very peculiar.

 

People being rude to each other?

Time to close this subforum, methinks.

 

Personally I think ZZ Top were shyt.

 

He’s a sharp dressed man.

 

He's not as good as he was and is down their pecking order. So he has joined us.

 

Do you think he's good or bad? This will help my understanding no end.

 

For 3m that is a brilliant piece of business. Have always been impressed when I have watched him play, can’t wait to see him in a yellow shirt.

 

with great legs, and knows how to use them

 

I agree.

 

What does Relegation Certs, the laughing stock of the football section know about football, let alone politics?

 

He just genuinely hates Ben Foster's ever present GoPro.

 

He’s not the only one.

 

Possibly.

Possibly not, given no-one is playing the Jurado role in the current setup.

Still time for one of them to grow into that, of course.

 

Let's hope it's not Sarr as well.

 

Nope. It’s me.

 

This player will become a god for us for two years, I can feel it in my water.

 

So.. Giraldi was the problem after all?

 

Decent. As good as Doucoure. But can he play the Chalobah role?

 

Agreed, but it’ll be an even better experience in our sexy green third strip!

 

Aqua.

 

If only there was some way of measuring such a thing. Oh wait:

30,152 posts and 6,057 likes
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8,414 and 5,460 likes

Just phukin LMAO at that ratio. Truly the runt of the forum.