Your Ideal Season Finale

So I'm getting a bit excited thinking about the next two games.

My question for you all is this: What is your perfect season ending scenario?

For the sake of discussion, forget the horrendous stress that you might endure, and tell me your deepest final day fantasy. What would the score be? Who scores?

And let's try and keep it within the realms of possibility. Like a last minute Doyley hat-trick - completely unfathomable.

Mine:

Bournemouth, Norwich and Boro comfortably win their remaining games. We beat Brighton.

We trail Wednesday 1-0 after 79 minutes.

80th minute - we are piling forward and win a free-kick 25 yards out. Abdi steps up and bends it over the wall 1-1. Everyone goes mental but we need one more to win the league and promotion.

90+1 - It's an absolute siege on the Sheff Wed goal. We win a corner. All 11 men are in the box. Abdi puts the ball in and Gomes flicks the ball on to the back post where Forestieri comes in with a diving header and the ball flies into the roof of the net.

Pitch invasion. The ref blows the final whistle. Deeney necks a whole bottle of champagne in the centre circle.

 

My best scenario?
we win tomorrow
Norwich and Boro both fail to win
we get promoted
We win the title with a comfortable 3-0 over Wednesday with Doyley getting some match time

Thats even with me knowing im not going tomorrow

 

Doyley.

 

I'd actually prefer it (even though i'm going to both) to win the league on the last day. Just something about being on home turf. Fessi or Abdi goal please.

 

Promoted by 5pm tomorrow. Title won by 12.30 next Saturday as we canter into a 3-0 lead inside 15 minutes against Wednesday.

 

Reids , you dont have any choice , we cant win the league tomorrow anyway

 

I'd love to go into the final day with promotion 99% in our hands, barring only an astonishing goal difference swing to take it away from us.

Then I can relax, but also celebrate like a nutter at full time.

 

If we're talking 'ideal' scenario, then I'd like it to be settled by a Deeney wonder goal with the last kick of the game.

 

Win the league with Boro following us up in second.

Bournemouth get their pants pulled down in the playoffs.

 

Indeed, I mean for it to be confirmed that we'll be going up (as long as we go up, i'm not overly fussed how we do it, but obviously as champions on the last day is the preference).

 

I would love to go into the final game knowing that we are already promoted!

We go into the break versus Sheffield Wednesday at 1-1, then Deeney dives in the box, the Wednesday defender is sent off and then Deeney scores from the spot to give us the Championship trophy.

That penalty would be a f*** you to all the dodgy penalty decisions and red cards this season.

 

It's about us not Bournemouth, it's about tomorrow not Monday. Simply we win and both Norwich and Boro fail to win then we're as good as up, then the SW match can be more relaxing.

 

I rather we secure automatics tomorrow - I don't really care if we go up as Champions or not, doesn't really matter!

Smash Brighton 5-0
Pub with hundreds of other Watford fans in Brighton.
Boro and Norwich mess up - confirmed by Kammy.
Promotion party in Brighton onto Watford
Beer
Memory loss
Missing gap
Hangover
Bournemouth on Monday.... who cares.

 

Secure autos tomorrow/Monday would be a dream

 

We beat Brighton
Bournemouth Borough & Norwich lose tomorrow.

Championship secured by 5pm please.

 

We're 2-0 up against Sheffield Wednesday. Deeney scores the third with 20 minutes remaining to complete his hat trick.

As the goal celebrations die down 'Stand up for the champions' begins to echo around every corner of the Vic and every man, woman and child does so.

Goosebumps.

 

*Except Ken Connolly, who bravely stays sitting in line with the laws of this fine land.

 

Ideal... stress free win it at a canter tomorrow

 

Title win on the final day thanks to a late breakthrough by Forestieri, who scores with an audacious overhead kick from outside the area in a position reminiscent of Nick Wright at Wembley in 98/99. "Oh, Forestieri" is bellowed out by the rapturous crowd with such verve that it can be felt as well as heard in the nearby hospital.

A chopper lands on the pitch with the trophy. The club call out Nic Cruwys to come and stand on the makeshift podium and lift the cup with Deeney. Stadium goes mental. Jon Marks loses his voice from all the excitement. Derek Payne pronounces Guedioura correctly in the post match awards ceremony.

 

Loving all of these.

Promoted tomorrow, lord it up all week, lovely and relaxed, a tight 2-1 game against Wednesday next weekend to secure the title with a Deeney 25 yard screamer with just 5 minutes left. Handbag lady leads the invasion and the match is played out with fans lining the pitch. Joka falls running down the touchline. Multiple flares go off.

 

I think, to echo Arakel, seeing Nic Cruwys lift the trophy would be Goosebumpiliscious

 

It would be an ideal finale if Sannino could be involved somehow on the last day of the season. Maybe the groundsman could cut the grass so he can see his face on the pitch for real or something...

 

When does that sort of thing ever happen when our promotion hopes hang on it?

 

You'll have to hold on 53 hours as Bournemouth aren't playing until Monday night...

 

Think I made the title misleading - what I really was asking for is your fantasy scenario.

In reality, you'd be hard pushed to find a Watford fan who doesn't want us to be promoted as comfortably as possible.

But fantasies always have a happy ending, so you can use your imagination here.

Innuendo unintended!

 

That's unacceptable. Who do I have to see to get this sorted.

 

Hence:

F***king hell, I just quoted myself.

 

Eddie Howe has pretty influential until lately...

 

I'd like to see Hogg return from his loan and score the winning goal.

 

Late goal to win the league against Sheffield Wednesday. Scorer of that goal to be either Doyley/Deeney/Pudil/Forestieri would be delightful.

 

Ideal: promotion at the weekend, Party like it's (May) 1999; Champions confirmed next week. Simple. Both comfortable victories of course, and a Doyley on top.

 

Yes please. Only too happy for a stress free party next Saturday.

 

I can't take another final game like Leeds. For that reason i'd like promotion guaranteed tomorrow. This also gives WatfordTalk a solid week to dig up all the comments from people about how the Pozzo family would ruin our club etc, before we win the league next Saturday.

 

A.s.a.p. please. We win comfortably tomorrow then Boro and Narch eff it up so we are promoted by 16.55. Then Muff mess it up on Monday night so we are champions. Then the Owls match is one big party from start to finish. We win that comfortably as well of course and all the others mess it up again so, after this incredibly exciting season, we finish as champions by seven clear points.

Edit: No, Boro draw their last match and are therefore promoted over Muff and we win by six points.

 

Promotion tomorrow, so I can think about something other than Watford for a change