What kind of imbecile buys a property near a golf club and then complains about golf balls?! My Grandad played at Mill Hill and once shanked a drive into some chap's greenhouse. The chap came out and said "Call yourself a golfer,hitting a ball into a greenhouse!" Grandad replied "Call yourself a gardener,putting a greenhouse on a golf course!" Silly Scylla.
Or you could invoke another analogy such as..... "3rd time lucky", unfortunately that would be in their favour
Trent Alexander-Arnold: 'Going to Watford is not an easy task' Completely agree, Trent. Yet somehow our fans still manage it.
Going to Watford may not be easy, granted, but when is he joining us....this summer ? Not that he'd get past Mariappa.
Sit with a bank of four and a bank of five then **** the bed when we concede. Janmaats got a new deal though.
But a nice quote on same website Not "A List" But Graham Taylor- England Manager, Very Quiet and embarresed to be recognised on a holiday with his family.
Here are a list of things that are more likely than a Watford win: Winning the Euromillions Norwich staying up Gerard Deulofeu living to the age of 178 and becoming mayor of Harpenden Two unrelated 5km wide asteroids hitting the Earth on consecutive days Getting a Royal Flush three times in a row Deontay Wilder winning a rematch with Tyson Fury Prediction Watford 1 - 6.3^781^90 Liverpool Capoue (23); Liverpool goalscorers only displayable with an advanced computer algorithm although strangely no goals for Salah who is kept quiet by Dawson
Just a question on the asteroid. Would anyone notice the second one hit? Does that mean it didn't actually hit? Like the noise in the forest thing or an Andre Gray shot on target?
I’ve got a good feeling about this game. Everybody expects us to lose. We’ll surprise a lack lustre Pool with our energy levels and shoot on sight policy. lol. 2-1 Watford. Note: I know say this every week but I’m using the Law of Averages and I expect at least one of my weekly optimistic predictions to come in before the season ends.
Spent the last few days in and around Liverpool for work purposes, visiting several sites. Going up north to some places always reminds me just how underinvested in the country it really is. Been taking flack all week due to them finding out who I support. We’ll roll over of course but ******* hell it’d be enjoyable to make them pipe down again. The arrogance is unreal up there.
Hopefully the gales forecast will act as a leveller. 22 players unable to keep the ball on the pitch and we hold on for a 0-0.
In preparation for tomorrows match, I have already dropped my pants and my trousers and am walking around the office like this all day.
With the news that Newcastle have banned players shaking hands over fears of Coronavirus, Watford have taken a similar route by advising their players not to get within two metres of any Liverpool players who have the ball.
After humiliating Klopp 3-0 in his first season, he never takes us lightly. We need to have our best performance and they need their worst. An early red card for Van Dijk might just work...
I have given away my tickets, so if we win, I'm taking the credit. If we lose, I'll have a conversation with Nath, Jumbo, Gags and GD offline to discuss how we can escalate our pant wetting across the various social media channels.
I'm putting my money on Liverpool double chance and making TAA my fpl captain. The universe won't be able to cope with the paradox of making my team lose vs my betting losing streak finishing and my FPL captain actually scoring points for once. Especially on 29th February!
